go fuck thyself

the sun, it helps flowers grow— BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT FLOWERS.

[lesbian-octoling]

Three !

[corruptedwings]

[crowtesque]

flowers for you 💐

[lavellanlove]

How to avoid having your sfw posts falsely flagged:

(Sailor J)

[dawndrell]

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[marcusbrutus]

when’s shakespeare gonna update?

[ardenrosegarden]

we’re popping the biggest bottles when shakespeare comes back from hiatus

[love]

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Everyone makes mistakes, but know that they are always your own. Nobody can fuck up for you.

Taurus: Two people broken in opposing ways can group up to form terrifyingly effective teams. Find someone who compliments your madness.

Gemini: Indecision can be easily dispelled with an airhorn.

Cancer: The stars know you have a lot riding on this. The sparkle will eventually face, but know that caring for that luster will bring the purpose you desire

Leo: Human things are not perfect. Perfect things are not human. Fear this.

Virgo: [Todays horoscope only exists when it is not being observed]

Libra: The remains of a sunken ship lie dormant beneath your home. The old wood rots, releasing the memories trapped inside.

Scorpio: Your blood runs white with truth.

Ophiuchus: Tonight victory can be found within rhythm guitar and waves of golden holy fire.

Sagittarius: Things seem odd? Little off kilter? Out of sorts? Just you wait. Things are about to get so much stranger.

Capricorn: Chase your dreams into the woods and teat their throat out.

Aquarius: Your business is your own. All a nosy question begets is an unsettling answer or blank silence.

Pisces: Just when you least expect it, love will tear itself, fully grown, from Zeus’s forehead.

[jeannettearroyo]

Hugs for all friends. 

[mercenary-tributary]

Amalgamated constructs and other forms of demonic wetware emit a low, ambient ‘purr’ that is said to sound like a modulated rainstorm. Some find it relaxing.

A select 9% of the population appear to perceive the noise differently, often describing it as akin to 'multiple human screams simultaneously.’

[mercenary-tributary]

This is finally done: a more concise description of demon summoning. This kind of handbook would probably have been given out to all the military cadet mages. For further reading:

[Detailed Explanation of Demonic Constructs] 

[Examples of Amalgams] 

[Magician Character Reference]

[Amalgam Character Reference]

[mercenary-tributary]

her parents lock her in her room, so she takes to summoning demons for company

[mercenary-tributary]

Amalgamated constructs, or corpse dragons, are a class of demonic units valued for their physical malleability and human level intelligence. They are utilized in standard military operations by most countries, typically supporting human squadrons.

Like most constructs, they consist of colonies of microscopic demons, but their binding core is the cadaver of a drowned magician. Although their deployment in warfare is controversial and has been condemned by the United Nations since 1956, the practice is still technically legal.

[lluviagf]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbEbWgZAfgC/

[guouba]

mini archive mb for @3heyahe

[qiancrush]

https://instagram.com/p/BgeflwHBszn/

[recked]