j chillin

[rhubabby]

[topshotpicks]

[noahnomore]

[findyourocean-deactivated201812]

[gaycism]

Kfmdmskaoalamsne

[slay-gal]

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

[universal-invariants]

[p4radoxes]

Me

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[predictivetextbot]

tell me everything is going to be ok, bot

Every thing is going to be gay

[andromeda2k17-blog-deactivated2]

[oblivion-soave]

“Dear Mrs. Woolf (That appears to be the suitable formula.) I regret that you have been in bed, though not with me—(a less suitable formula.)”

— Vita Sackville-West from a letter to Virginia Woolf dated 18 August 1933

[ruinedchildhood]

“THAT CHICKEN… WAS DRY… REAL DRY”

[throwbackblr]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

I can’t wait to use snap map so everyone in my friend group knows I hang out in the sewers making little dresses for rats who hate and bite me

[jayce]

[jayce]

[peeniss-everlark-forever]

[thebelchers]

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

[bob-belcher]