hi

she/her | elly | born 1997

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[vanitasreports]

got really dizzy and motion sick from watching dashcam footage wtf

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[vanitasreports]

why would you disable reblogs on this beautiful post...i feel like a million bugs :)

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[aimseytv]

how it feels being the only lesbian

[aimseytv]

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

[mozilla-firefucks]

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

[saltoncity]

can i have 1 everything earth has to offer please Thanks

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[grainyflashes]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[turnaboutnerd]

You would think this is a deep quote from a famous artist or writer or even philosopher, but no, it’s a line from fucking Detective Dick Gumshoe in the Ace Attorney series.

[iaintnohero]

Someone put this on a fancy background please

[turnaboutnerd]

I am at your service.

[turnaboutnerd]

People are asking about the context. You should know that Gumshoe is talking about the janky-ass dancing Blue Badger animatronic that he made.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[dragoncarrion]

????

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[vanitasreports]

every time some new tv show on here gets popular its always abbreviated so i never know what its called. iwtv. idk what that is. lsev . jsf. fjsj. flwt. idk if those are shows but they probably will be soon

[vanitasreports]

got sunburnt so im torturing tobirama

[vanitasreports]

"why does my skin feel weird" IM SUNBURNT. WAUGH