hi

she/her | elly | born 1997

[vanitasreports]

WHY AM I SNEEZING SO MUCH im so mad

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5 dollars for a single goldfish cracker the economy is fucked

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miis are so whimsical i love when they sit on the ground and stare at a random item i gave them and then start running around in a field

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literally nothing is better than a cold shower after being at work and in a hot car. its awesome

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[vanitasreports]

financially irresponsible burger lunch :)

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

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tobirama would perform surgery on izuna as an intimate gesture but i think izuna should be allowed to poke around in tobiramas chest cavity. as a treat

[labcorp]

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[vanitasreports]

getting only like 5 hrs of interrupted sleep before work ....aaahuuuhghhhgggh

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[cherrysworlds]

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

[vanitasreports]

opedoto smooch :)

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pov tobirama puts you in the microwave

[saltoncity]

how it feels to see fanart of them getting their chest cut open