The Booty Clap

Been in the biz for a minute.

[sugarabg]

I don’t have daddy issues;

I have money issues.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Couple’s night

Pros: possibility that I can be paid to motorboat a hot milf for a solid 3 minutes

Cons: probability that girlfriends will literally tell their boyfriends to not give me money while also criticizing my body as though I can’t hear

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Oh my God I misjudged it’s all middle aged couples looking for a threesome in the absolute wrong place

[thebootyclap]

Yeah...these would be my memories of couples. I so do not miss the night shift. 

[diamond-heiress-deactivated2018]

😂😂

[bisou-bisou-bisou-bisou]

And if you’re banking on husband you better be wealthy.

[daydreamingnymph]

Yep either I’m fucking for money or I’m marrying for money. There’s no in between.

[areweevenalive]

☯ †Dramatic Pale and kawaii Blog † ☯

[shop-destruya]

Mini “Toxic Machismo Be Gone” Candles!

[thebootyclap]

Had to put my twitter on private bc a customer found me. Am super irritated bc he requested to friend me. I also know that this will be a big issue with him when he sees me next time. He used to text me like 30 times a day and I get it, hes lonely...but I’m also not a ho 24/7. I have a life. He needs to get that. 

[weskit-deactivated20141112]

[babygeena]

My Queen.

[optimysticals]

I do love Dolly.

[tellmeoflegends]

Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

[thebootyclap]

...how everyone on SA thinks that you're still on the site bc you're unsuccessful in your search or something. Ha.

[thebootyclap]

Guy: when do you work?

Me: Mon through Friday

Guy: wow. That's a lot.

Me: well I like money and med school is expensive.

Guy: well, you're never going to make this much money again in your life.

Me: did you just miss the med school thing?

[thebootyclap]

Some guy on SA sends me a message whining that I didn’t read his message 7 months ago and then tells me my attitude sucks. 

...sounds like a winner. 

[thebootyclap]

Im still burnt out. I’m feeling so traumatized that I don’t want to work any more but.... money. :| 

[lapdanseuse]

you have been blessed by the money shoe. she’s broken but not broke. reblog if you too are crumbling corporeally but wish to access endless riches. 💎💰

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

[portlyandprosperous-deactivated]

Rolf Ohst

[lapdanseuse]

why did victoria’s secret go from like, satin, lace, ribbons, lurex embroidery, rhinestones, bows on everything, beautiful pastels and neons and jewel tones, to like… greige macrame tank tops. how can you expect me to seduce local rich dads if i’m wearing stuff that looks like i made it at girl scout camp?? like i am a talented hustler but i’m not doing this for the challenge!

[thebootyclap]

😂😂😂😂

[bratzgirlz]

Candi

[thebootyclap]

Basically my AESTHETIC :P 

[najlepsemestonasvetu]