Oh, heya kid, didn’t see ya there! :^)

Smile for Me swap au askblog! Dr. Bora is in :^) (if you don’t like this au, block me) Main is @canned-rainbows

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(Ouuuu this blog has a notification on it that won’t go away and I’m very tempted to just erase it from existence to clear it)

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((Bora has gotta be like, at least under 5'10 at most. I'm 5'11 irl lmao

(OOC: kamal bora is 5’6” without the heels :3)

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are the doctors heels so high because he's short? how tall r u, doctor bora? :00

Dr. Bora: “Short? That’s a fuckin arbitrary distinction if I evah heard one.”

Dr. Bora: “And why do you care?”

Dr. Bora: “I’m... Average. That’s all ya need ta know.”

Dr. Bora: “Perfectly average!”

Dr. Bora: “...”

Boris: “...”

Dr. Bora: “OKAY I KNOW HOW THIS LOOKS BUT BORIS IS 7’ FUCKIN 4”.”

Dr. Bora: “SO CAN IT!”

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I think you deserve a little something for making it all the way up there, y'know. Maybe a little kiss on the cheek for your hard work~?

Dr. Bora: “H-“

Dr. Bora: “... Ahem. Sorrydidntquitecatchthat.”

Dr. Bora: “Movin on-“

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Dr. Bora once the Boraritum is up how are you going to advertise? (Also you look so cut- FABULOUS. Fabulous.)

Dr. Bora: “We’re already kinda advertisin.”

Dr. Bora: “Posters up in town mainly, already got a couple applications sent in even, things are lookin promising.”

Dr. Bora: “And thank you sweetheart, I try.~”

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yayayayayaa!!! dr. bora made it up the stairs!!1!! * sitcom applause audio * whatcha gonna do now that youve reached the top? ;o

Dr. Bora: “Thank you, thank you, you’re too kind.”

Dr. Bora: “Now normally after such a harrowin’ experience, there’s nothin I enjoy more than layin’ on tha floor for 6 hours.”

Dr. Bora: “... But there’s work to be done.”

Dr. Bora: “And by god, I’m gonna do it.”

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...did Dr Bora ever make it up the stairs? Is he still there?

“Up... Ah, so “that” is what has been ta-king him so-”

“Wait, what “is” that noise?”

BAM

“!!!”

“... Eh... Doc-tor Bora?”

“Is every-thing.... “Okay”?”

“I...”

“Fuckin...”

“Hate....”

“THOSE GAWD AWFUL STAIRS!!!”

Boris: “Oh I “see”.”

Boris: “Good to “have” you back! :-D ”

Dr. Bora: “Eh, yeah. Gonna have ya move all that shit up here next chance ya get. Sound good?”

Boris: “Okey-dokey! :-) “

(Dr. Bora is in!)

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(OOC: fucking cries about this)

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RUDE LITTLE FELT MAN. Boris get him under control

“Hum?”

“What are you “talking” a-bout?”

“He is not doing any-thing “wrong”.”

“:^3”

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now what could this be..?

(OOC Edit: LOOKS DIRECTLY AT IT

Kirby you’re too powerful)

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Mizster felt man looks a little mad?

*eye roll*

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ah.. looks like we made the bora puppet a little jealous. your hair is very pretty too, mr. bora puppet!

“ >:^/“

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habit, your hair is so so cute!! absolutely loving it

“Ah, r-really??”

“Thank you, thats ve-ry “nice” of you to say....”

“Most people do not compli-ment me like “this” very often...”

“Also you can call-me “Boris”, calling me Habit makes me sound like an “old-man”...”

“>:^|”

( @my-fishybusiness )

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mr. assistant sir, why are your teeth... blue-ish? seems a bit strange, in my opinion.

“Strange?”

“I do not see why that would be “strange”.”

“Plen-ty of people have “blue” teeth, especially if they keep “up” on their dental hy-giene.”

“But well, dentin comes in plen-ty of colors, and even with frequent brushing, your teeth might not be bright blue, which is o-kay!”

“Healthy teeth are more impor-tant than “pretty” teeth!”

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Are they...you know....

( OOC Edit: gay little puppet hand)

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Quastion,,

Why boraritum and not arboretum??

Signesd,

A Flower :-3 🌸

“Eh... You would have to take that “question” to the Doc-tor.”

“... Though, I would not.”

“He could take it as “criti-cism”.”

“And he... Does not like “that” very much.”

“.... :^|”

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(OOC: AH I’m gonna go ahead and reopen the ask boxxxxxxxxxx

Maybe get this train rolling again)