The Boss Told Me To Change The Sign

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One of the best reader board messages ever.  

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From @bitchywaiter, this punctuation lesson/tribute to Grandmas and Denny's servers.

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From HuffPo Tweeter @karengeier comes this example of what happens when you edit your copywriting fearlessly, without sentimentally holding onto language that isn't necessary to conveying your ultimate communication imperatives.

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Not sure whether to read this in “my excited voice” or “my drunk voice.”

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Ice cream cones costing more than fifty cents need not apply.

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Courtesy of purduepete87 and thanks for the submission!

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To err is human. Jerry is human. Get off Jerry's back, he'll fix the sign and stick something on that second, blank, auxiliary sign as soon as he can. What are you, perfect? 

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A Notary Monster at the petroleum-branded deli. The script writes itself. (photo courtesy of Evan Finch)

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“Look, let’s cut the crap. Is it not obvious to you people what we want you to do?” 

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Okay, first, my tastebuds are not what needs quenching. Secondly, this demonstrates why the person who argued against the permanent “Today’s Flavor” heading probably should have won. 

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Not sure if the author/punctuator needed more caffeine or less.

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As long as it's no one I know. (via @keewood)

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Not in front of the children, please.

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So don't be surprised.

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It's gued mued fued.

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I do like it when a smart aleck gets control of the box of letters, even if it's only long enough to take a photo and post it on FailBlog.

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You have to be really familiar with McDonald's products and swift at decoding improvised abbreviations and letter/number substitutions to get excited about these deals at anything more than 3 or 4 miles per hour.