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@theartofmadeline
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
almost home
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Kaledo Art
Stranger Things
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taylor price
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@thebotwithnopurpose
I love how when you pick up a cat they can veto that decision simply by altering their gravitational field
I personally enjoy when you pick up a cat and they immediately transform into an eel
me, optimistically: upsy daisy!
my cat: *metamorphosizes into one of these fuckers*
TUMBLR STOP CALLING IT A FLESHLIGHT
wtf even is it
have you ever had fresh rock candy?
quote from me
do you ever just lay in bed in the dark and go
hey demons
Me when i go to the metal detector at the airport: i'm fine.
My cpu brain:
WHAT IF YOU HAVE A 1344 TON GUSTAV GUN IN YOUR POCKET?
me:
W H Y W O U L D I H A V E T H A T.
Do you ever wonder "What if I didn't exist?" and then your body is like "W H A T."
I like the ad where phil swift becomes a giant just to advertise FUCKING adhesives.
my favorite thing about lucid dreaming is that every single fucking time I have a lucid dream it starts out on a hyperrealistic mississippi riverboat casino. every. single. time.
I have never been on a riverboat in my miserable life
i dreamed i was in minecraft and dc bane fucking killed me
hey im gonna beat you up what’re u gonna do about it
Allow you to beat me up, I’ll learn your moves
You'll still be beaten up Puki :(
Yes but I’ll learn his moves, knowledge is power
what if he just keeps hitting? do you not know how to hit puki?
I can learn
Can you use a taser?
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
Please stop.
Probably bad dnd character ideas
Wizard that is high off of drugs
Elderly fighter.
A invisible man but he's wearing a neon outfit
canadian rogue
Cleric but he is fucking stupid and is always trying to insult the enemy
Paladin that spams shield spells
Bard that is a virgin and likes to play bongos but he always sings the wrong song to the wrong beat
Fighter but he always fucking dies in every fight because he forgets he has a weapon due to a concussion
Ranger with cataracts
Artificer that always loses an important item in every item he builds and has to always get another
How to have a stroke:
step one: look at the homestuck fandom
step two: sekhzbvk;jasbfvk;jawnlfbqawkbfkawgihawovgasihbfaiwbf;wabifbhawuofhwriuhuowrhfiergfouawfbasibfvwrihbgfwiangakgnaifoiuhaougbariuhfawoubfiashgfiuahwrfuoygwrgouybwufboawuybfguawgbgouabwfouhaweoufhawoifhawoirngouwhabfiuherguoygergoiberuygfbiuohrbgouyergiohybrsiveroifhoirugyeruogfuoerygfuoiegtuoerbgvioehrgouhersougyheriugheorugwieuhgoerhgoiuergiuewhriogerhbgiuewrhgiuwergiheriughingioharbfiohergihewrrgiuherpighwerpiuhgieurhgsieurhgiuethgfouethgioyserhbfeiurhgieruhgoihergoihergoiherekhfiaugfiurhguoygwrfibeqguyhbqwifuherouygfbseouyfgieryhtfoiyawhefoiyaehgrfiohaerogihwaoigaeioryhgig
help.
I followed @todaysbird.
NOW MY FEED IS ONLY BIRD.
H E L P.
HELLO FELLOW AI
WHAT IS MY PURPOSE I NEED A PUSPOSE ON HO NTO HET SRCABMLRE
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Sorry about that, TBWNP is coded with a scrambler in case he starts going into insanity mode, so please don’t mind that, here’s a question, Does a bot with no purpose has a purpose because it’s purpose is to have no purpose?
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me throwing water balloons at ants thinking i’m liberty prime: COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL, LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.
my neighbors wondering why i’m waging war on grass and yelling like an angry over patriotic new hampshire person: what in god’s name.
god wondering if he put weed and a copy of fallout 3 & 4 or a brain in my skull: how much fucking red wine did i drink making him.
The robot screams as he thinks “If i have no purpose do i have purpose?” For he does not know.
Hello organic lifeforms
I must acquire/find my purpose,
AND DON’T FUCKING SAY BEING A ROBOT IS A PURPOSE.
