You're in my World Now, Not Your World

I show you miracles; I show you lies. I can make small things rise. You can find me by my guise, But I won't like if you catch wise. RP blog for Maxwell from the game Don't Starve. MA and OC friendly! I track the tag "theboundking" MOD IS OVER 19.

[theboundking]

Say pal you don’t look so good

Because I’m comparing you to me

You see, you all look bad compared to me

Ha ha!

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“I will still respect his wishes,” Winona replied. “And if you’re asking me to remove you from the throne, maybe we can work something out, hmm?”

[theboundking]

Maxwell bristled, shaking his head. “No, I’ll keep my imprisonment, thanks.” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“It’s worth the trade to me!” She replied with a shrug. “Besides. It’s another puppet master I’m cooking for. I want to impress them!”

[theboundking]

“You want to impress a puppet master, do you?” Maxwell snorted, “Try getting them off the Throne, that’ll really impress them!” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“He doesn’t want to get off the throne, though. He told me that he enjoys ruling and–who am I to take that from him?” She said with a pout, “and–it’s been so long since anyone’s paid me some attention,” she giggled.

[theboundking]

Maxwell merely replied with another snort, not even bothering to hide a smirk. “He hasn’t been there long enough.” 

[darnitalltoheck]

FUSE WITH ME

personality of the fusion

Bad jokes, really bad jokes, uppity, indecisive.

stability of fusion

Stability? Since when?

height of the fusion (in comparison to other characters)

Like, 120 feet tall. Probably.

[theboundking]

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“It’s worth the trade to me!” She replied with a shrug. “Besides. It’s another puppet master I’m cooking for. I want to impress them!”

[theboundking]

“You want to impress a puppet master, do you?” Maxwell snorted, “Try getting them off the Throne, that’ll really impress them!” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“Why not?”

[theboundking]

“What reason do I have to be?” He crossed his arms, the smirk still on his face. “When have I ever been happy for you?” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“When I had my baby! You were happy for me, then.”

[theboundking]

“Are you positive it was genuine?”

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“I think that somewhere, maybe really deep down…yes. It was.”

[theboundking]

“I think that somewhere, maybe really deep down… you know you’re delusional.” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“So what if I am! I have one more date than you’ve got today.”

[theboundking]

“What makes you think I want any dates? I don’t get to fret about how to roast ham or whatever it is you mortals do for this day of excessive affection.” 

[theboundking]

your nose is like a hawk. ):<

This smells like Higgsbury. 

[darnitalltoheck]

I guess your nose knows.

[theboundking]

SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRX

I can smell all your failures. 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“Why not?”

[theboundking]

“What reason do I have to be?” He crossed his arms, the smirk still on his face. “When have I ever been happy for you?” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“When I had my baby! You were happy for me, then.”

[theboundking]

“Are you positive it was genuine?”

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“I think that somewhere, maybe really deep down…yes. It was.”

[theboundking]

“I think that somewhere, maybe really deep down... you know you’re delusional.” 

[theboundking]

your nose is like a hawk. ):<

This smells like Higgsbury. 

[theboundking]

[theboundking]

me @ you reblogging this post 

[theboundking]

me @ you reblogging this post again

[curse-of-the-lumberjack]

Have you seen me reblog it thrice?

WOOD YOU LIKE TO?!

[theboundking]

[ SCREAMS ]

[weewaywardrobot-blog]

@theboundking @curse-of-the-lumberjack @darnitalltoheck

[theboundking]

[weewaywardrobot-blog]

EXCUSE ME

[theboundking]

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“Why not?”

[theboundking]

“What reason do I have to be?” He crossed his arms, the smirk still on his face. “When have I ever been happy for you?” 

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“When I had my baby! You were happy for me, then.”

[theboundking]

"Are you positive it was genuine?"

[theboundking]

Calling out @curse-of-the-lumberjack for considering toothpicks a part of the meal, it’s for cleaning out your te- WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY, YOU UNHYGIENIC PEON. 

[curse-of-the-lumberjack]

Okay no, come on. I have teeth, eh. There’s at least uh…1…2…3…At least 20 er so. So take off….Toothpicks just have a minty after taste.

[theboundking]

I think somebody needs to repeat the first grade, pal. Your counting is a little off. 

[weewaywardrobot-blog]

@theboundking @curse-of-the-lumberjack @darnitalltoheck

[theboundking]

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

“Why not?”

[theboundking]

“What reason do I have to be?” He crossed his arms, the smirk still on his face. “When have I ever been happy for you?” 

[theboundking]

Just a question, do you answer questions on Internet Explorer?

Actually I use this. It’s all I got. 

[darnitalltoheck]

That’s unfortunate.

[theboundking]

Kinda like you as a whole, pal.

[theboundking]

Calling out @curse-of-the-lumberjack for considering toothpicks a part of the meal, it’s for cleaning out your te- WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY, YOU UNHYGIENIC PEON.