Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes

Quoting wrong after all this time? Always. A huge thank you to thoughtsthatareweird for the new avatar picture!

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James: So am I the best or what?

Lily: What?

James: I said-

Lily: I heard you.

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“ ‘R’ is the most menesing of sounds. That’s why it’s called murder and not mukduk.”

- Lord Voldemort when asked why the ‘Lord’

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On a moonlit night

James: Lily pad I want to take you out some where tonight.

Lily:ok **James and Lily sitting on the roof of the castle and eating chocolate.*

Lily:this is actually quiet nice........wait ..... is that Sirius serenading us with a banjo.....

James: maybe.

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Ron: *tries to cover Harry's eyes*

Harry: "Ron - Ron this is no time to panic!" *sees what Ron is freaking out over*

Harry: "Start panicking."

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6000

Thank you everyone!

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Thief: If you want to live, give me all your money.

Draco: Bold of you to assume I want to live and I have money.

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“I’m well aware that I’ve set myself on fire. I don’t need your pity water either. Just let me burn in peace.”

- Seamus Finnigan

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Harry: I’m hungover.

Draco: Stop flirting with me over the walkie talkie. Someone is going to hear us. Over.

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Thank you!

thoughtsthatareweird for the new avatar picture! Isn’t it fantastic!?!?!

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Voldemort: You’re toast!

Harry: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?!

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Draco: When people get a little to chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Blaise: That’s a genius move.

Draco: Thank you.

Blaise: You’re welcome, Damon.

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Ron: You okay?

Ginny: (Crying while cutting onions) Yeah, it’s the onions.

Ron: (Talking to onions) What the fuck did you do to my sister!

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Seamus: I brought reinforcements!

Dean: You brought Harry?

Seamus: Umm...no. But I brought the next best thing!

Neville: (Walks in) Hey.

Dean: Neville? You brought Neville! The next best thing would have been Ginny!

Neville: Normally I’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

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5000!

So sorry I’m late on this! It’s been finals week and I’ve had some health scares but hopefully I can put some more quotes up!

Thank you guys for the follows, likes, support and just being awesome!

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Neville sitting at the Gryffindor table after accidentally sitting at the Slytherin table.

Neville: Everyone looked like they wanted to hurt me.

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Neville: *Singing* I’m in the hall and I’m singing.

Snape: There’s no singing in the Great Hall.

Neville: *Continues* Yes there is.

Snape: No, there isn’t.

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4000!

I’m late. You guys are great.