Send Me to The End of the Universe

[wewewe-soexcited]

Are you sure?

[turquoise-shadows-deactivated20]

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[lilyanthus]

@fadingcoast ❤❤

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[beggars-opera]

this is peak fucking comedy

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

Is it weird to call the kids you live with a nanny your children?

Because I just almost told someone I have 2 sons and a daughter.. I have zero actual children 😅

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

Help I need to escape sensory overload!

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

[why-am-i-even-on-here]

Yes, and I’ve spoken to my therapist about it, who offered an explanation:

She says that people who from a young age were made to feel like they kept doing things wrong - people who’s parents had impossibly high standards for them, people who were bullied, people who have special needs, people who didn’t develop crushes on the “right” people, people who didn’t act like the “right” gender - basically ended up being made to feel guilty so much that guilt became their default response to everything. Guilt became the emotional response to anything which the person didn’t already have a set emotion for.

People for whom guilt is the default emotional response are also more likely to have low self-esteem, doubt their own experiences, and experience impostor syndrome. So, watch out for that too guys

[firstginger]

new meme, this birthday candle website tells you what three scents a fanfic writer would use to describe how you smell

i smell like bergamot, cinnamon, and mahogany

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

I just wanted to feel special and celebrated and important on my birthday. Mostly I just felt forgotten about or kinda just there. Pretty sure this was worse than my 16th birthday.

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[sanpellegrinopussy]

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

I got lots of responses to my last update so here's another one. I'm 6 weeks post op and officially cleared to do whatever now so today I went swimming. I got one weird look from a dad who looked at me like I was going to eat his child or something lmao but honestly I love this body I'm in right now and he's not gonna stop that.

[gaycism]

Are there gay bugs?

[hundondestiny]

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

[bumbleshark]

once these nails dry……bitch..

[firbolgonmain]

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

[bumbleshark]

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

God Dude ur top surgery results look so Good!!!!!!

Thank you so much!

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

Looking pretty good and my nipples look awesome.

[theboywiththedragontatto0]

Finally got top surgery. So thrilled with my results.