I'm Back Bitches

My name is Johnathan Dolan. I'm 18, Irish and I'm a Druid. I'm shy and awkward, and don't talk a lot, but once you get to know me, I open up pretty easily. M!A: None but accepting Muse and Mun are both 18+ Okay with NSFW and Smut rp.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I had a dollar for every time I had no idea what was going on, I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars.

[the-write-ideas]

Maroon 5 ‘V’ sentence pack

Ⓦ

“Oh baby, why did you run away?”

“I was there for you in your darkest times." 

"Where were you when I was at my worst?”

“You can’t stay away from me.”

“I’m preying on you tonight.”

“It was always you.”

“You can tell me. I can handle it.”

“I don’t really care where you are, I just want to be there where you are.”

“You’re hotter than a southern California day.”

“Don’t give me all that shy shit.”

“Where did we go wrong?”

“Stay with me tonight.”

“So wait, you think that I don’t know what this is really all about?”

“Would it kill you to forgive me?”

“What the fuck, I got nothing to lose.”

“Am I keeping you awake?”

“Keep the bed warm for me.”

“You know that I’m coming back for you.”

“You and me, let’s go all night. Going so high we fuck the sky.”

“I can’t spend the rest of my life chasing you around.”

“I know you’re scared. I can feel it.”

“It won’t take me long to find another lover, but I want you.”

“Trust me with your love.”

“You got to let it go.”

“I see the fear that’s in your eyes. So go ahead, pull the trigger.”

“I smell sex and candy.”

“This surely is a dream.”

“I’ve had too much caffeine.”

“Take my hand, let’s see where we wake up tomorrow.”

“Sometimes it’s just a one night stand.”

“Yesterday I saw a lion kiss a deer.”

“I thought I heard you out there crying.”

(via learnedskill)

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[theboywiththelotustattoo]

gives everyone playing a transgender, agender, bigender, homosexual, demiboy/demigirl, bisexual, asexual, demisexual, aromantic, hypersexual, pansexual muse a big hug because you’re all important and rad and bless you for the diversity you bring it’s so greatly needed don’t ever let any fucktrumpets make you or your muse feel bad, shunned, hated, or unwanted because of who they are

[dangxrhyde]

GUESS WHO DECIDED NOT TO BE A DWEEB AND ACTUALLY CAME BACK? THIS DUDE! Hi. I know you all think I left ;A; I did.... But I gots a boyfriend >.> And like... I didn't have time for tumblr. And yeah o.o BUT HI I MISS YOU PEEPS. COME TALK TO ME WHILE I'M HERE!

[theboywiththelotustattoo]

Same bruh same exactly.

[theboywiththelotustattoo]

sleep sentence starters 💤

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Sometimes I watch you sleep."

[theboywiththelotustattoo]

                                                                all i ever                                                              w a n t e d                                                         was for you to say                                                               you were                                                            proud of me

[brittsmemes]

Send me 💕  if your muse is crushing on mine.

[trashboat]

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

[fullmetal-mom-blog]

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

[fantastic-geronimo-allonsy]

absolute fucking walnut

[abrekazam]

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

Can I just rant about Peeta Mellark for a moment, because I'm going to...

Peeta was the boy who…

Was never expected to survive his first games. 

…Yet outlived his entire family.

Came from an abusive home

…Yet still managed to be a loving and caring person

Survived two Hunger Games

Survived physical and psychological torture at the hands of the Captiol

Survived a war where he was often a target

Was hijacked into thinking the one person he cared for most in the world was the enemy and tried to kill them

Realized what the Capitol did to him and told those around him that he was a Capitol monster that needed to be killed. 

SURVIVED ALL OF THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE LESSER MEN CURL UP INTO A BALL OF CATATONIA FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

OVERCAME SAID PSYCHOLOGICAL SHIT

Went back to take care of the person he loved most and help them recover. 

Went back to a district that had hardly any home left for him and rebuilt an entire life there. 

Managed to overcome all of the shit he went through and lead a fairly happy life afterwards

Surviving all of that when even his own family had written him off for dead. 

Outlived many of his friends, outlived his family, had his home bombed, was tortured, survived two PTSD-inducing televised death matches and managed to lead a decent life and help someone else with their recovery…

If you try to tell me that Peeta Mellark is weak, you need to reevaluate your life and your choices. 

[nostalgicallyniall-deactivated2]

iPhone: *restarts every couple hours* iPhone: *reminds me every 5 minutes that my storage is almost full* iPhone: *randomly closes apps* Me: I love my iPhone.

[sensitivelibra]

ME RIGHT NOW

[liza--joy-deactivated20160812]

Telling other girls that they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship

[konagrown-deactivated20160605]

say out loud every nice thought you have

[alexhimmi]

The other day at school, I told a girl I liked her umbrella, and it surprised her so much, that she loudly blurted “they’re on sale at Target!!!” and it was just funny and cute.

[lyricfanatic]

Yesterday I was boarding my plane home and I just had to tell the stewardess that I loved her hair! Glorious, multicolored curly natural afro and just as I’m telling her she stops me and tells me how much she loves my jacket.

#girls complimenting other girls 2015

[need-a-cali-fit-bod]

👩‍❤️‍👩

[therealopheliatagloff-deactivat]

SAY OUT LOUD EVERY NICE THOUGHT YOU HAVE

[trishathebrown-deactivated20190]

Women uplifting women is what I live for.

[sweelcreature]

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

[thehikingastronomer]

Writers

Laying in bed: *constructs perfect plot*

Standing in shower: *constructs perfect characters*

While driving: *constructs perfect setting*

Staring at blank page: “wut r werds.”

[aliitvodeson]

Reblog if your muse loves physical affection like cuddles, massages, head scratches and handholding

[partychance]

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

[partychance]

[theboywiththelotustattoo]

Nick Petricca: This is quite possibly the ugliest and most unfashionable shirt I've ever seen in my entire life

Nick Petricca: I need it