Screw you, Tumblr

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[wereralph]

THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT

[ani-g147-deactivated20260313]

WHAT IS THIS?!?!

[mrhaliboot]

[sick-of-space]

On a scale from one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

“… Next question.”

[wimpyshortcake]

I broke Maegan

Yay…

[asktheastrocitizens]

Emmet Ellis - [5/5]

[ASKS ARE NOW OPEN]

-Mod Johnsen

[krahie-weit]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

gay people be having badly painted black nail polish

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xeviousremastered-deactivated20]

this is the only good addition to this post

[canadian-kazoo-god]

mom said its my turn to have the sword

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[alienpapacy]

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

[omegapausestuck]

ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING

yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie

Step one: Type something.

P E R F E C T.

sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.

You see that little resize button on your menu?

Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!

On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.

THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!

 STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW

When you click resize, this menu comes up.

I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,

or all together

Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.

wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.

with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left

to the right

up

and down.

“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”

wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R

STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!

now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like 

and

But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..

HOME RUN!

Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…

(Step 5: Angular ratios)

See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.

Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph

All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.

Have fun!

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[omegapausestuck]

You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.

Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

[owo-lineart-owo-deactivated2021]

Holy shit

[gbcgraphics]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[aizawashoutas]

[boogiepopular]

I think he looks better in pink.

[ill-go-with-that-then]

Mic bought him that to match his sweatpants

[evipineschi]

Koiby🌼

IG - Twitter - KoFi - Commissions

[insomniac-arrest]

internet rando: the new Spinnerella design will turn off the old audience by having an unfaithful design!

me: oh no… a show aimed at young girls will turn off adult men, fuck dude, guess that can’t be helped, looks like it won’t be mlp 2.0 smh

[ace-and-ranty]

This is like seeing the My Hero Academia fan redesigns only its CANON. Fuck, this is so healing. I love this. My skin is cleansed and my crops are watered.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Purple, chubby, and not sexualized?

Hell yes a cosplay for me