Nazi Punks Fuck Off

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I post a mix of aesthetics and memes because I have no personality | I'm not here very much anymore | NB he/him ✌🏻

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reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

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reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn't understand it at all

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Fart wife?

haha hey bro cant help but notice that there are multiple supply caches and autosaves leading up to me entering your chamber for that quick chat you wanted. just a quick chat though right haha. just a quick chat right

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"Kids on the internet can be so annoying" I say to myself before realising the kid in question is a fully grown 25 year old adult

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Like at what point do you plan on accepting that you are an adult now. The white rabbit is coming for you gal.

"Kids on the internet can be so annoying" I say to myself before realising the kid in question is a fully grown 25 year old adult

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

"if I ever say something transmisogynistic you have the right to smack me" ok but like. can we maybe just have a conversation about it instead

I know it's a jokey funny thing to say but like I hope the people who say this sort of thing do realize that transmisogyny is not, like, a sin for which they must repent by suffering. we actually just want you to understand your mistake and adjust your future behavior. no suffering necessary

like this goes doubly if we're friends! if I'm your friend I would take no pleasure or sense of justice in your suffering. I want you to be happy! I just want to know that I can trust you enough to have a conversation with you if something you do doesn't sit right with me. if we can do that it will lead to a happier and lovelier friendship for us both. I don't want to smack you I want to frolic through the flowers with you and sing lalala

see this is another common attitude that I find completely ineffective. you cannot simply disown and wash your hands of any potential transmisogyny you might perpetuate by saying you "didn't mean it." not even us trans women are immune to internalizing and reproducing the transmisogyny that pervades the culture we live in. if you assume that you are somehow immune, that the only way you could possibly perpetuate transmisogyny is via some slip of the tongue that wasn't representative of what you actually believe, that does not make me feel safe. it only shows me that you will not be willing to reflect on your beliefs should they actually come into question. you cannot own your mistakes by disowning them

"that's a lot of work"

yes, it is! it's a lot of work for us too! lucky you, though, there are basically no consequences to simply choosing not to be an ally to trans women. you have the option to simply ignore us. take it if you like! there's nothing we can do about it, despite how loud we may be on the internet. I imagine you'll find that nobody will care, you won't be #cancelled, and you'll just move on with your life. it may feel scary to take criticism from a marginalized group, but there's no gun to your head. doing this work is a choice, and it's all yours!

a certain kind of allosexual loveeeee to tell asexuals that “everyone feels that way it’s not a real sexuality” but god forbid they enter a relationship with an actual asexual because suddenly they start emotionally manipulating you because they “don’t feel loved” because you aren’t communicating sexual attraction often enough for them

#This could be worded better but whatever #obligaotry not all allos

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

HELLO????

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

#oomf hit a banger #ggs harold

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