Touch me and you're fucked.

Human, 26.

[thebrandongriffith]

"Images of me? Well, now you can’t tell me that and not share what these particular images are. That just wouldn’t be fair.”

"Fair. What do you think they are, sweetheart?"

[alcoholliic]

+thebrandongriffith

[thebrandongriffith]

          “That would be fun, I suppose— if I were into chicks.”

"You serious?"

[thebrandongriffith]

"What is it that you want to see?" She smirked, and ran her fingers through her hair. "Me not wanting soft and sweet?"

"A demonstration."

[alcoholliic]

+thebrandongriffith

[thebrandongriffith]

       ”Anything that’s deemed entertaining down here. I’m pretty… unimpressed, so far.”

"We could get us some chicks. That could be fun. How about that?"

[thebrandongriffith]

"Well, i’m a bartender with a hard attitude. I don’t need soft..or sweet really."

"Me wants to see that."

[alcoholliic]

+thebrandongriffith

[thebrandongriffith]

        “Just… visiting, if you will. You may call me Hermes, I suppose.”

"Hermes it is. So what do you want this insignificant human to do?"

[thebrandongriffith]

"And, that’s because?"

"Cause I'm fucked up, that's why. I'm not soft and sweet. I'm a boxer."

[alcoholliic]

+thebrandongriffith

[thebrandongriffith]

       ”Oh, y’know. Just your run of the mill Greek god of Travel, Thieves, Trickery, Language… The list goes on.”

"A god, huh? And what's a god got to do in here?"

[thebrandongriffith]

"Actually, I just wanted to know who was complimenting me. So that if I decided to flirt back, I actually had a name to use." She smirked at him.

"I'm flattered too. But trust me, doll, I'm the last one you wanna flirt with."

[alcoholliic]

+thebrandongriffith

[thebrandongriffith]

      “Well, I don’t have any human currency. I can pay you in drachmae, if you’d like.”

"Your drach-whatever 's no use to me. The fuck are you anyway?"

[thebrandongriffith]

"Well, aren’t you a sweet talker." She bit her lip. "I’m Kendra."

"Nice additional information. Brandon is mine, in case it was your intention for me to say so."

[thebrandongriffith]

"Well, the way I look at, eye-fucking is an activity that’s appropriate anytime. Any state of dress…or undress."

"You enlighten me, sweetheart. Would listen to you all day, but I'm getting the images..which is kinda distracting, I gotta say."

[thebrandongriffith]

"Actually, I just really like wearing  form fitting things. And, maybe that’s the point. I don’t need personality to get something for one night. I’m sure if I wanted something more, well then I’d work for it."

"With those looks you don't need to work at all, sweets."

[alcoholliic]

+thebrandongriffith

[thebrandongriffith]

            “Are you here to keep me entertained while I’m among humans?”

Yeah, you should know I'm no clown without a paycheck."

[thebrandongriffith]

"Absolutely not. When I put on a tight dress and giggle, usually while playing with my hair, I’m simply wanting someone to take me to bed. My personality has nothing to do with it. 

"Well that's nice for a chance. Would you include eye-fucking into the equation?"

[wintterschildren]

[thebrandongriffith]

Surely, when you're putting on a tight dress or giggling, you don't believe they hop into bed with you on the meant of your personality, huh?