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This girl I knew in high school seen me about 6 months after graduation. My light brown/ blonde dye job had already grew out and my natural brown came back. She asked me if I dyed my hair and I said nope it’s my natural color. She was surprised and said “soooo you’re not blonde?”. I said nope and she just squinted at me and was like, “huh, I really thought you were blonde.” This is, apparently, how blonde I acted.
To wake my self up in the morning I set my alarm to the radio because I don't like waking up by getting a heart attack with the normal alarm noise. So one morning, the alarm went off but it was playing a commercial. I was just laying there listening to the commentator talking about some new car. He mentions how the car has these brand new LED super bright head lights. I really wanted to see these new super fancy lights. So I turn around to face the radio expecting to see the car as if some how my radio was going to show me it. That's when I realized I need a little more sleep and possibly caffeine
So I sometimes come to realizations that I'm more than positive that others have thought of. But I just think of things at random :)
So, in high school I took Spanish. We would play a “game” where the teacher would say a word or phrase in English, and we would have to compete with another student to see who could write it in Spanish faster. The loser would sit down and we would see who could last the longest. So here I come, Ms. Failing Spanish. I was so upset that I had to go up there and they were trying to encourage me and what not. So, he gives me and my competitor “smile”. And instead of translating the word I straight up turn around and give the teacher and the class the biggest smile because I thought he wanted me to smile at them. They all burst out laughing. They kept on saying hey you smile! Needless to say, I lost.
Background story: I am sitting at the table with my bf and a friend eating. They then decide to make fun of how picky I am. Bf: She doesn't eat anything. She is so picky. Friend: How picky? Bf: She hates almost everything. Me: No I don't. I like a lot of stuff! Bf: Liar! You don't eat shit. Me: Yes I do eat shit! *silence* *Everyone bursts out in to laughter* Bf: So, how does shit taste? *continued laughter*
Background story: in a waiting room with my friend Brenda Me: I'm thirsty Brenda: Here have a water. But I'm going to mark the lid so we know who's is who's Brenda: *Puts a B on her lid and (my name starts with a b) puts a B on my lid* Me: *after some time* So, how are we supposed to tell ours apart? They both have a B Brenda: Damn!
Background story: So, this is not really something said, but it's more of what was done. It will be told in story form instead if the usual dialog :) My dog came in from taking his nightly dump and jumped in my bed. He usually brings in dirt and pieces of grass, and I seen a small teeny clump of dirt on my bed. I picked it up and, for some stupid reason, I SMELLED IT!! Why? I have no damn clue. But it was not dirt. No. It was SHIT! I literally put dog shit up to my nose and freakin sniffed it! Call it what you want: blonde moment or just plain old dumbness... But it remains the same that I am a dog shit sniffer :(
Background story: I'm driving with my mom and nephew where deers are present. Mom: *reads a sign* Deer, 1200 feet. Nephew: *look of astonishment* Nephew: Deer have 1200 feet!!! Wow *My mom and I die with laughter*
Background story: Hanging out at the table with my sister and other family members. Sister: *typing away on her phone* Sister: *giggles a little to herself* Me: Why are you laughing? Sister: My friend said something funny and I wanted to like what she said. Me: Oookkk. And? Sister: I wasn't on Facebook. Me: Huh? Sister: We were texting! Me: Oh my gosh! You're cut off! Put the phone down!
Background story: Hiking at a local park with my fiancé and best friend and we see a deer. Me: Look! Best friend: Oh! A reindeer! Fiancé: A what? Best friend: A reindeer! Me: Reindeers live with Santa honey. Normal people call these "deer". Fiancé: Everyone say bye bye to Rudolph!! Best friend: Shut up.
Background story: Me and my fiancé are at Starbucks working on our finals.
Fiancé: Want more water? Me: Sure Fiancé: *goes to ask for more water* Fiancé: *comes back smiling and a little red in the face* Me: What? Fiancé: I heard someone in front of me order something and asked for it at 180 degrees. Me: Mhm Fiancé: Well, I always wanted to know what that meant. So I asked the barista. Me: What do you mean? You didn’t know what they meant by 180 degrees? Fiancé: No. I thought they wanted the coffee poured at 180 degree angle. Me: …
Background story: working on finals and was sitting in the library by the glass door of Starbucks.
Me: *notices a girl in line in Starbucks wearing a teal shirt* Me: *notices girl is STILL there 10 min later* Me: Man Starbucks is taking forever! That girl has been there for like 10 mins Fiancé: What girl? Me: The one with the teal shirt Fiancé: I don’t see her Me: *finally realize that I’ve been looking at my reflection this whole time* Me: Haha oh never mind it was my reflection!! Fiancé: *look of disgust*
Background story: I went shopping for sticky rat traps with my boyfriend for a pest in the garage. Me: *picks up two rat traps* Me: I wonder what the difference is. They're the same price and say the same thing but the box is different Bf: Let me see. *looks at boxes and hands them back* Bf: Can it be that you're looking at the same thing but the back of one and the front of the other? Me: what? *flips one box over* haha oh yeah.
Background story: My sister and I are watching Jersey Shore Sister: I wonder where this is filmed at Me: ... Sister: oohhh haha
Background story: me helping my 7th grade niece with math homework Me: that answer is wrong. You did not add right Niece: I have to add 8 and 5? Me: Yes *Niece holds up 8 fingers* Niece: But I don't have enough fingers to add 5 Me: wooowww