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I be petty as hell like this too sometimes
me ln.
how to:always look put together
-stick to solid colors. black,olive,khaki,white,grey,navy,nude, etc. the options are endless. try to stay away from super loud colors.
-keep patterns to a minimal. if you do want to wear a pattern,keep it to a purse,nails or a scarf.
-always be properly groomed. have your eyebrows & nails done. have your hair washed and styled always (even if itās just a bun)
-if you have to go to an event last minute but donāt have time to do a full blown eye shadow look, just put bronzer in your crease and highlight the inner corners of your eyes.
-take care of your clothes & shoes! donāt wear anything with holes or anything dirty. if itās falling apart, throw it away.
-heels can make your outfit look more put together, even if youāre just wearing jeans.
-have at least ONE nice high quality jacket.Ā
-wear less jewelry. keep it to 2 pieces at most.
-when in doubt, wear black. itās easily styled and looks good.
-spray rose water or evian water on your face throughout the day to look moisturized and radiant.
-dark lipstick can make you look like you spent time on your makeup. if you donāt have time to beat your face, just wear a dark plum or red lippie along with some eyeliner and skip the shadow all together.Ā
-cotton,linen,and nice quality soft synthetic fabrics tend to look nicer than super hard, rough,plastic like ones.
-having all designer things is nice, but not always practical. having one or two designer things and a lot of regular clothes is better than breaking the bank and having only a few designer things and nothing else.
-have a few clothes tailored. alterations are your friend and can make inexpensive clothes look expensive (not to mention, itās cheap!)
I remember back when i was in my late teens I cared sooo much about this shit. Now at 24, I'm lucky if I remember to brush my teeth that day..
Just some good general tips right here.
Good general info for Canadian lifters.
Copped these leather Sperryās at the store Iām banned from. Same store, different location than where I was nabbed. š¤£š
The Slay (rhymes with): Sperry Top siders - $120 Ralph Lauren wallet - $120 (not pictured) Slay Total:$240
(Sold my old Kate Spade wallet to the consignment store for $15)
"Mom, I wanna get my PhD in Psych and then go help the native communities up north
-drunk thoughts with BS
You bitch when I don't give you $100 for snow BUT
you take my $350 Marc Jacobs sunglasses. Cool. Cool. Just stop asking me for money. Those sunnies cost 3 times as much as I owe you.
Not everyone canĀ āsugarā and thatās perfectly fine, no harm dating normally. But after years of dating losers who used you, sugaring is not the answer, therapy and self-building is.
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Pro Tip from Buddhist Sinner... Tripping/Getting Lit With Friends: Agree on IOUs b4 you injest!!
My friend and I both grabbed a G of white. I ran out so sheās hitting me lines. I said to her, āhey, Iāll pay you $10 for a line.ā Then I thought WHY?!?! I got her safe (fentanyl free) powder, I picked her up 15 mins out of my way & drove her 20 mins to grab powder.. Plus, she said sheād pay me on Tuesday/Wednesday for product consumed and didnātā¦Am I wrong to be mad & not pay her the $10?!
He's the President & CEO of his company. I put up with shit... šš
Hoe Tips: Depression Edition
So you wanna up your hoe game, but also everything is impossible and you want to die? This is the post for you!
1. Embrace the shittiness. Donāt accept it, strive for recovery, but embrace your limitations because self-love is a core value of successful hoeing.Ā
2. You want to look hot as fuck but also you canāt wash yourself because basic hygiene is TOO HARD RIGHT NOW. Invest in mammaās little helpers: dry shampoo and face wipes (broke ho version: baking soda and baby-wipes). You can do your hair and wash your face in like .2 seconds. You can even do it in bed. Amazing.
If doing your hair is NOT going to happen today: just throw that shit in a. a bun b. a side braid. There ya go. Rotate as needed and throw in a bandanna or headband every now and then. Nobody knows you are dying inside.
3. Your look needs to be on point but you are currently a gutter trash animal inside. Donāt even worry! Get yourself some trusty black leggings, comfy sweaters, and large boots. Sleep in these leggings and sweaters. Wake up. Put feet in large boots. Outfit sorted. The large boots are key, because a. they hide your mismatched/dirty/missing socks, b. they pull the outfit together. This can actually look super on-purpose with pretty much any style. In the summer time, sleep in your undies and then pull of a comfy dress and boots. You can do this pretty much every single day by spicing things up with a scarf or cardigan or what have you and no one really notices.
4. You need to be on that eating shit, because an unhealthy ho is an unhappy ho. When Iām doing well, I cook all sorts of yummy healthy stuff. But when I get depressed my brain is like,Ā āUm, no.ā Iāve learned the safest bet for me is to buy food that I will actually eat and ignore what your grocery bag is āsupposedā to look like. There have been month long periods where all I buy is cereal and popcorn. I supplement with fruit and salads when I can. Thatās okay, just feed yourself. My best ho tip is to stock up on granola bars that you like. I got through three months of this semester by eating a Clif or Laura bar for every meal during my classes/bus/in bed. Its cheap and its easy and it means you arenāt skipping meals.
Also, buy a water bottle and drink out of it as much as humanly possible.
5. Take your birth control, anti-depressants, vitamins, and whatever else at the same time every night. Put then on your nightstand next to a large jar of m&mās. Take the pills, eat some m&mās, have an easier time sleeping knowing that your basic health needs are taken care of.
This is perf!
Youāre an angel.
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šŖShopliftingš«š Protip šµ
Step 1: go to ur local Walmrt
Step 2: go to th sports + outdoors aisle
Step 3: locate the weights
Step 4: pick them all up one by one
Step 5: put them all back (one by one)
Step 6: leave the store
Step 7: never come back
š„CONFIGURATIONSā¼ļø u have SUCCessfully š shop LIFTEDšŖšŖšŖ NEVER STOP THE GRIND BRO š„š„
Damn.
I brought my 2 friends together and they dated for 5 years. Lived together for 4. Come to find out she's been seeing other people on the side for the past year. Damn, I thought I was going to be a part of their wedding. Sad day.
I'm so high...
I explained to my mom what I stole, the dollar amount, how to do it, and every other trick I knew (know). Damn those drugs, man
All the Ontario anti-theft program did for me was...
1) Make me hate our religion based laws/country even more 2) Say āfuck it. Iām learning to hack/code. If Iām gonna be charged the same with a pack of gum as a $5000 LV purse⦠Go big or go home. I have all the clothes and purses I'll ever need. Let's go steal some government data next".
Had the worst drug trip of my life
Sooo apparently you can OD on Gravol and it's pretty gnarly. My heart was skipping beats, my blood pressure was so low I was spacing out, and my face looked like I just ran a marathon. If it wasn't for forcing myself to eat some of my dad's aquarium charcoal, I'd probably be in the hospital. Stay safe kids