[thebugdetective]

This human arm definitely wasn't in Alastor's house already, and he's totally not trying to frame this unicorn for murder.

[peatboggremlin]

Valentino using his artist powers for good cause(bullying the elderly)

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[thebugdetective]

This is true. me and my friends have an entire hazbin hotel fanfiction that only exists in our heads and no one else will probably ever see.

[smallpwbbles]

[qwacktrap]

sorry i had to

[thebugdetective]

Cain: "what's a king to a god?" Kinger: "what's a god to a non-believer?"

[banquo-and-macbeth]

new evidence just dropped, add it to the list...

[megamanofnumbers]

Pomni: "Jax, I have bad news."

Jax: "Me too."

Pomni: "I'm actually into girls."

Jax: "...."

Jax: "Pomni, I have good news."

[thebugdetective]

Im reblogging this to show my friend later

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[jackironsides]

@ruffboi-mags:

#it's the rotting corpse of the internet after tech bros and corporations murdered it #and raised it again as an undead thrall #sometimes you can still see the person you loved in the way the light hits their hair #or how they stand looking up at the stars #but then you see their lifeless eyes and their slack jaw #and you remember they were murdered and that if you're not careful it'll devour you at its master's behest

[ruffboi-mags]

#that was very poetic mags

listen i'm ngl i have been neck-deep in undead feelings for World of Warcraft related reasons for like a week straight now, so the correlation between "whatever we're on right now, it's not the internet (anymore)" and "whatever that thing is, it's not your loved one (anymore)" was a real easy jump.

I'm a teensy bit peeved the poetry of it was sparked by having too many emotions about sad pixel elves, but you find inspiration where you find it, I guess. XD

[bisexualbaker]

There are still some safe havens and holdouts out there, few and far between though they may be. They may require esoteric knowledge to enter and participate in, but we can find relative safety there.

[thebugdetective]

I saw this post literally in the middle of watching this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUgOT22F5s I think people who like this post might also find some advice in this video so I'm reblogging it.

[icarianarts]

It is every animal’s fate to eventually be covered in stupid goo

[thebugdetective]

The childhood food, the goo animal.

[thebugdetective]

I have, like, four different hazbin hotel au ideas that keep bouncing around in my head constantly, but when I try to type anything about them they all sound dumb. These stories completely haunt my brain rent free and I wanna talk to someone about them but I also hate how dumb they are.

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

[thebugdetective]

I feel like something's not quite right here...

[thebugdetective]

Here's a little Alastor I scribbled a few days ago, and then tried to color in Ibis paint. (Ignore the fact his colors are wrong, I wasn't looking at a reference)

He's totally not losing his cool or anything. Everything's fine.

[thebugdetective]

Hazbin hotel Au idea

I remember seeing a comment somewhere that if Alastor and Vox lived at the same time they'd be each other's victims. Alastor was killing racist white people, or maybe just people who were assholes in general, and Vox killed anyone who had some media related job he wanted. I imagine a scenario where each of them are planning to kill the other over the course of a long time. They both plan it out and go through everything all the while knowing that there's at least one other serial killer running around since there's been dead bodies popping up that they weren't responsible for. They both try convoluted subtle ways to kill the other but they all just barely fail. Vox tries to make something fall on Al, he barely misses being hit by it. Al tries to poison Vox and someone else ends up drinking whatever he poisoned, random silly stuff like that. Then they agree to meet up somewhere secluded, both of them thinking "Wow it was easy to get him to agree to this" and both pull a knife or something out on each other at the same time. Also human Sir Pent saw them both murder someone and hasn't said anything yet. Thanks for listening to my 'fanfiction'

[thebugdetective]

So when characters from musicals wake up in the morning do they all do little vocal warm ups because they know that on any given day they're gonna need to sing at least one or two songs? (I wish i was in a musical)

[cherripups]

sorry for the lack of art ive been working and traveling but heres my roachgirl

[thebugdetective]

Someone drew the best animal as a cute anime girl. I wish there were more people who liked cockroaches out there.

[akarithearchivist]

Very rough Executioner Alastor drawing. I wanna make a better drawing later and I probably will but in the meantime this was what I got lol

Feel free to use this as reference ig

[thebugdetective]

I'm returning to Tumblr once again because I got obsessed with Hazbin hotel, and specifically the fan theory that Al will be an executioner of some sort, and I'm glad I'm not the only one obsessed with the idea because look at how good this design is.

[0mochi0]

Sometimes I feel like a Dib. And that day is today. A bad day.