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Sam | 26 | Indian | Depressed Asexual

[duckduckhonk]

pushing the slut shane agenda🥰

[duckduckhonk]

‘why would i yell at you if i need you to actually hear me’ line of the time from a man in a position of authority to say to his charge i mean wow brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before… did not expect this from what i thought was going to be a fun het romcom slop show

[duckduckhonk]

[important-cat-pics]

[villapaitahinttari]

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

[duckduckhonk]

college au stoner ilya of my dreams

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[vetchtibbles]

make sure to give a good little scoff at posts that displease you. a quick glottal exhalation with perhaps the raising of an eyebrow should do it

[duckduckhonk]

you cant spell ILYA without ‘LY’ as in he is ‘LY’ing about his feelings

[duckduckhonk]

[duckduckhonk]

my post keeps getting flagged

the appeal got accepted but its still not showing???

[duckduckhonk]

it is ur mutual anon againnn

imagine if i didnt gaf about hr 😭 i fandompost on a sideblog tho gahaha

i was more imagining what if you never wrote in again 😭 and i would probably forget because of my memory being shit and also me being high when im on tumblr

glad you did, and glad you gaf about hr -- have you read the books yet? are you planning to?? 👀 👀

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[duckduckhonk]

au where shane is also drafted with boston

[duckduckhonk]

Running wild, it's been a long time Life has ways of leaving those days behind But seeing you tonight...

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juneberryjammin]

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

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