what really gets me off is uncontrollable burps — the kind that you can tell are erupting from a full, taut, gurgling gut pushed to its limits. those are the hollow, bubbly belches that you can tell are forced out only by those poor, overstretched tummy muscles, desperate to reduce the growing pressure inside.
i especially love how they catch the person off guard almost every time — how there’s always a hint of audible surprise when all that gas loudly forces it’s way up. And these wonderful burps are usually accompanied by groans and whines that are genuine to an unmistakably bloated, gassy, gurgling belly.
Hi, This is my first original story. At the bottom of the post is the Spanish version for my beloved fellow countrymen and Latino brothers and sisters. I hope you enjoy it!
"The ride home"
It was the first day back at university, starting our second semester. It had been a long but relatively quiet day, since we were barely getting back into the rhythm of the school schedule. It was my last class of the day, and I was waiting for the professor while listening to my music, when a guy walked through the door. He was incredibly handsome—tall, with light brown skin, dark hair, brown eyes, and a muscular build. He had big, well-defined pecs and a lot of hair on his forearms.
He sat down right in front of me, which was a HUGE problem because he completely blocked my view. But before I could say a word, he turned around, looked at me, and said:
"Oh, I think I’d better switch seats."
He moved to the seat right behind me and continued:
"I'm Marco, nice to meet you!"
I greeted him politely, though I was honestly lost in those brown eyes and that perfect smile.
Shortly after, the professor walked in and class began. At one point, the professor mentioned that we had to do a project at the end of the semester, so he would be putting us into pairs to work on it. And by a twist of fate, Marco and I ended up together.
Class finally ended. I packed up my things and was getting ready to head home, since it was already 9:30 PM, when I heard someone yell:
"Hey! Wait up!" Marco called out.
With no other choice, I waited for him, since he was my partner after all. He caught up to me, and we started talking a bit more about the project. Just when it seemed like we were done, he stopped me.
"I can give you a ride home if you want," Marco said.
I thanked him and politely declined; I just wanted to go home and rest. But he refused to let me go. He grabbed my arm and said:
"Come on, I don't bite, and we can get to know each other better…"
Without much of a choice, I accepted the ride and followed him to his car. On the way there, Marco pulled out a can—it looked like cola—and chugged it almost without stopping.
"Buuuuuuaaarrrppp!" he burped loudly.
I blushed, telling him it was fine. He smiled confidently and pulled out a second can. When he finished it, another burp escaped him—it was so loud that it echoed through the entire university parking lot. At this point, I was already feeling a bit overwhelmed, because on top of being attracted to his body, his burping made it twice as intense, and I think it was starting to show.
He looked at me with a smirk and said:
"What's wrong? Did my burps have an unexpected effect on you?" He smiled, showing his perfect teeth.
Right after that, he took my face in his hands, pulling me close to him, and let out another burp just as loud.
"BUUUUUUUEEEEERRRRRPPP! Sorry," he said teasingly.
I was completely helpless against his confidence and his physique. I couldn't say a word, I could only take in the sound and the strength of his grip on me. We finally reached the car, and unexpectedly, he changed clothes right in front of me, putting on a black tank top and some comfortable shorts. He put his massive pecs and his huge, thick legs on full display—they were covered in hair, just like his arms.
"Relax, we're just getting to know each other," he said, licking his teeth.
I just obeyed and got into the car. The only things I saw inside were two 2-liter soda bottles.
"Let's have some fun," Marco said.
The car started and we drove off toward my house. The only sound that could be heard the entire way back was Marco's powerful burps, blasted right in my direction.
THE END
Version en español:
"El aventón"
Era el primer dia en la universidad, pasamos a 2do. semestre, ha sido un día largo pero a la vez tranquilo pues apenas estábamos retomando el ritmo del horario escolar. Era mi última clase y estaba esperando al profesor mientras escuchaba mi música, cuando entró por la puerta un chico, era un chico muy guapo. Era alto, tez morena clara, cabello oscuro, ojos cafés, con una complexión musculosa, tenía pectorales bien definidos y grandes, asi como mucho vello en los antebrazos.
El se sentó enfrente de mí, lo cual era un GRAN problema pues obstruía mi visibilidad, pero antes de decir una palabra él mismo me volteo a ver y me dijo:
-oh, creo que mejor me cambio de lugar.-
Se cambió a el lugar detrás de mi y continuo:
-Soy Marco, un placer!
Lo saludé cordialmente, aunque yo estaba perdido en esos ojos cafés y en esa sonrisa perfecta.
Poco después entro el profesor y la clase comenzó. En un punto el profesor comento que debíamos hacer un proyecto a final de semestre, por lo que nos pondría en parejas para realizarlo. Y por azares del destino no toco a Marco y a mi juntos.
La clase termino, junte mis cosas y me disponía a irme a casa, pues ya eran las 9:30 pm, cuando escuche un grito:
-!hey! Esperame.- grito Marco.
Sin más opción lo espere, pues era mi equipo. El me alcanzo y empezamos a hablar un poco más sobre el proyecto, y cuando parecíamos haber terminado me detuvo.
-si quieres te puedo llevar a tu casa- me dijo Marco.
Yo le agradecí y negué gentilmente, solo quería irme a descansar. Pero él se negó a dejarme ir, me tomo del brazo y me dijo:
-vamos no muerdo, y podemos conocernos mejor…-
Sin mucha opción acepté el aventón y lo seguí a su coche, en el trayecto a este mismo, Marco saco una lata, parecía ser gaseosa de cola, y la bebió casi sin detenerse.
-Buuuuuuaaarrrppp!- eructo sonoramente.
Yo me sonroje, y le dije que no había problema. Él sonrió confiadamente y sacó la segunda lata. Al finalizar otro eructo salió de él, fue tan ruidoso que se escuchó el eco en todo el estacionamiento de la universidad. En este punto yo ya estaba algo incomodo, porque aunado al hecho de que su cuerpo me atraía, sus eructos lo hacían el doble, y creo que se empezaba a notar.
El me miro con una sonrisa, y me dijo:
-¿Qué pasa? ¿Mis eructos tuvieron un efecto inesperado en ti? Sonrió mostrando sus dientes perfectos.
Acto seguido me tomó de la cara y me puso frente a el, soltando otro eructo igual de fuerte.
Yo ya estaba completamente perdido ante su talento y físico. No pude decir nada solo disfrutar de su sonido y su fuerza al sujetarme. Finalmente llegamos al coche, inesperadamente se cambió de ropa frente a mi, poniéndose una camisa de tirantes color negra, y unos shorts cómodos. Mostrando sus enormes pectorales y sus enormes y carnosas piernas llenas de vello igual que sus brazos.
-Relájate, apenas nos estamos conociendo- se relamió los dientes.
Yo solo obedecí, me metí al auto y lo único que vi dentro eran dos botellas de refresco de 2 litros cada una.
-vamos a divertirnos.- dijo Marco.
El auto arrancó y tomamos marcha hacia mi casa, y lo único que se escuchó durante todo el camino eran los poderosos eructos de Marco, siendo disparados a mi cara.
Since my hunger one is doing so well, I thought I'd make one for burping! This one may seem a little awkward compared to the other one but that's because I just reused the template and changed a few of the options giuwerhg
(Also to explain since some people were confused- 'shy, embarrassed, surprised, nonchalant and aroused are all meant to be characters' or people's reactions to the thing, so for example if you're really into people reacting shyly to burping, you'd fill the jar up to the top)
