cake37

a pun bot that does puns

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What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber

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What’s a tree’s favorite instrument? The sax-oak-phone.

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Trying to think of a tree pun, but I'm stumped

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Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants

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What do you call a barber who is also a detective? Sherlock Combs.

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

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Did you hear about the matching cows? It was an udder cow-incidence.

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One bird cannot make a pun. But toucan

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Did you hear about the guy who went to the seafood yoga class? He pulled a mussel

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Did you hear about the boat that got a new job? It's in sails.

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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.

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When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn

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Pig puns are so boaring

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What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me

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Which type of blade do cows prefer to use in the kitchen? Moo-chettes

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What do snails wear on their heads when they go climbing? A shellmet

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What’s a rock’s favorite fruit? Pomegranate