A Spaced Olive

Some fucked up shit happens here

[malinke-lonnaa-deactivated20180]

Elementary, my dear Watson.

[homoidiotic]

i hope every young trans person goes to bed tonight knowing they have a bright and happy future full of a joy they can’t even comprehend coming their way. it doesn’t always hurt this much, you’ll find joy and happiness in who you are

[thecalmolive-blog]

Can’t fucking read your bullshit anymore

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worst part about vomiting is not actually vomiting, it’s the 30 minutes before vomiting when you know your going to vomit but your body is teasing you with nausea

[thecalmolive-blog]

This seems perfectly innocent.. right?

[thecalmolive-blog]

I fucking love gay pride month

[turnon]

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

[wlwkara]

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[thecalmolive-blog]

Tonight’s a good night to sit outside and smoke a joint x

[dadjokeshq]

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

[maskwearingsocio]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this

[kayleefabulous]

ok so I got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they’ve taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[kayleefabulous]

[thecalmolive-blog]

I’m so empty

[thecalmolive-blog]

Living for the weekend so I can get high and drunk as fuck and just forget everything