Evan Michael

hey yall I'm gay. he/him, I'm 26.

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[dykekarkat]

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[corey-beepington]

The Tenna Artist Spectrum

[owlgams]

I bungee from one end to the other every hour

[hun9rybug]

...I think Alphys would be very supportive

[dreari-daize]

You can’t tell me Frisk WOULDN’T have a field day trying to get these two together

(Audio: Game Grumps - Arin injures himself on some of the worst kitchen tools ever)

[paintedhen]

slay grandma @mettatonmay

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[ryanthel0ser]

My vocabulary will be forever altered now

[errorschacha]

Honestly, what Trump needs to do is go get himself a bigger, flashier, even more aggressive cancer to show Biden up.

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time

[heartseeker]

why is this the only gif that will load on discord 😭

[heartseeker]

[allurlsarebad-deactivated201506]

the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee

[manzirae]

A trip down memory lane

[black-and-yellow]

He's not a big fan of Minions.

[bebsi-cola]

you can't be a disabled ally without also supporting homeless people and addicts like it's just not possible

[gayassassinscreed]

unhoused and people struggling with substance abuse

but this yeah

[bebsi-cola]

no i mean addiction. gambling addiction and self harm addiction included. we don't have to avoid these words like they're a bad thing. the stigma will exist regardless, so if someone says "what, you support addicts?" instead of saying "i support people struggling with substance abuse" you can just say "yes." no caveats, yeah i support addicts. i support homeless people. i support homeless addicts. it's fine