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[aspecnb]

It’s 2018 Stop Leaving The Ace/Aro Flag Out Of Your Pride Designs

[whenmoments]

when he introduce you to his family & friends & they say you're beautiful

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

When she introduce you to her family & friends & they say she could do better.

[aztechale]

me since day 1

[refurbthecat]

“I’m ready for my close up”

[refurbthecat]

“I said close up you fuckin coward”

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[halloweenskellington]

[sssssssim]

I    B E L I E V E    I N    D E R E K    H A L E

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gyms should have color coded stickers for the membrrs to indicate their level (i.e. green: I’m a beginner, please tell me if I’m doing something wrong. Blue: I’m a pro, you can ask me for help. Black: even if I kill myself, I don’t need you bothering me)

[thecampire]

Me: Come on brain, write.

Brain: I know what's going to happen next!

Me: That's fantastic, but for the sake of pacing can we work up to that point?

Brain: Yeah. We could. Or, hear me out, I can tell you every single detail of the next part and we won't be able to focus on the current point of the story and we'll get really frustrated because we know where we want to go but don't know how to get to it.

Me:

Me: ... Go on

[darthvaader-deactivated20151222]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

[greelin]

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[ithelpstodream]

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2019]

Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type

[sneakyfeets]

we do it’s just that if you’re a woman the character type is called “sassy bitch” instead

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[praydeath]

[bird-internet]

i can’t stop laughing at this