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[sweats] Under Construction fantroll blog [sweat intensifies]

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[thecandycorn]

I have no idea what to do with this blog ~u~

I hang out over at doomedmaid and backgroundorigami mostly now, in case anyone was wondering where I went. I'm mostly on twitter though [mimzymakes/lannistirme].

[nyallipop]

The shading on this deleted 3 times so I’m taking that as a sign from the world that I should not ヽ(*´Д｀*)ﾉ

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I keep doing these because… they’re actually a lot of fun (And a great way to convert old doodles)

[nyallipop]

I relearned the Pen Tool in Photoshop versus Illustrator, so I decided to get some practice in!

[thecandycorn]

I was ah cleaning up my desktop so here's a bunch of screencaps from over the last month or so

[thecandycorn]

I don't draw a lot or do much in this community anymore, but when i do it's usually meaningless characters.

Aoianu's dancestorrr

[thecandycorn]

Small update i guess Still alive Been working 8+ hour midnight shifts since i got outta school for break alongside christmas cleaning Should be back around the 24/25th I havent forgotten about the giveaways either, sorry about that ;; I did get a 3.5 gpa in school this semester so im very happy with that. Thats about it, i hope everyones having a good, relaxing holiday \QuQ/ you all deserve it!

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hangover therapy

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[supaslim]

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

[christophool]

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

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Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

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!!!

[niuniente]

Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans. (They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)

[meghannnleighhh]

I have a huge fascination with cool lights and lanterns.. Anyone else..???

[disneyanimation]

Watch the entire “Let It Go” scene from Frozen featuring Idina Menzel performing as Elsa.

[kateordie]

If you don’t wanna go see Frozen, this is the best 3:39 of the movie (except the short that plays beforehand). What a jam.

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Bune combat

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[slendermoon]

Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it

[therapsida]

you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real

[rlottery]

it is all too real

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[twistedviper]

God bless butts

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Is this really a compilation of male dancer booty?