I'm funny sometimes

God gave me the power to create and I violently abused it.

[kirkpussyindulgence]

sometimes...reddit is ok...

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

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This is so fucking stupid. I can't believe I'm doing this. I never use reddit, sorry if I do something wrong.

I (a 19 yr old girl) was watching Star Trek TOS a few weeks ago with 3 other friends (one 18 yr old guy, the other two don't matter)  over a video call. We get to the episode Amok Time, and long story short there's a scene where Captain Kirk's shirt gets ripped right across his pecs (it kinda looks like one of those boob window sweaters?? idk how to describe it I'm sorry)

So when Kirk's shirt gets ripped I say some dumb shit about him having fatty milkers and the two other friends laugh and we just start making tit jokes and making up increasingly stupid words for "boobs".

We watch a few more episodes then call it a day and disconnect the call, and a few minutes after disconnecting the call my guy friend (we'll call him Tom) messages me and brings up the Kirk boob jokes in passing, like he was trying to make it seem casual but I started feeling like he was bothered by it and wasn't telling me, you know? So I asked him if the tit jokes bothered him and he got really defensive and didn't really answer the question.

Later one of the other two people that was there (we'll call him Mark) messages me and tells me that my guy friend was mad at me. Apparently Tom had ranted to Mark about how William Shatner (the guy who played Kirk) was a huge inspiration to him as a kid and he thought I was being extremely disrespectful referring to his character (not even HIM, his CHARACTER) in such a derogatory way (as if William Shatner is gonna give a fuck that some teenage girl in central America said his old character had fat hooters, but I digress)

So Mark said I should apologize, I said it was stupid for Tom to have a temper tantrum over such a meaningless situation, Mark said that was mean, so I caved and apologized (and no it wasn't a backhanded apology, I messaged Tom and said I didn't mean to be disrespectful towards someone he looks up to and that I'd refrain from doing it in the future)

But then Tom continued to give me the silent treatment and fucking brings it up whenever we talk Star Trek and I ended up snapping at him that he was being childish for holding onto this for so long, and that I'd already apologized and I didn't see why this continued to be such an issue.

Tom is now giving an even harsher silent treatment. Mark sides with Tom for some reason, and the other friend just thinks this whole thing is funny. I don't think I'm the asshole, I'll admit it, but some outsider perspective would be nice. AITA?

[thighhighcrocs]

the fact u didnt add some of the comments in the archives is so upsetting bc it means ppl r missing GEMS like these:

[dankxsinatra]

Cap’n on deck

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

[statictieflings-deactivated2020]

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

[transmadotsuki]

He inside tho

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

He doesnt want to get wet

[transmadotsuki]

why is he floating, also

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

[monsieurenjlolras]

Can confirm koshekh has a floating disease

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[lemon-embalmer]

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

[lemon-embalmer]

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

[she-who-fights-and-writes]

W H A T

[rodrickheffeley]

menthol illwess innit

[rodrickheffeley]

celebrities watching parasite be like

[rodrickheffeley]

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

[regnum-lab]

[regularlesbian]

come on

[margbarcis]

this is fucked up 

[ripleyandweeds]

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

[regularlesbian]

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[thecatinthesunglasses]

Yeah so you're staying in the basement, there's a bit of a damp problem but you'll hardly notice ❤️

[deadblogrestinpiss66666666-deac]

Metal fans gay asf…why do you like listening to men scream? 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

for you

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

just want you to know I sent this shirt pic to my stepdad and he said "want one, comrade?"

[pukicho]

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

[pukicho]

I simply did not mention the horny

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[noahnomore]

[noblepeasant]

Finally, a rival to

[captain-price-officially]

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

[prisonhannibal]

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

[guerrillatech]

[antichrstar]

Joan Jett