Grin and Bare It

Life is a cabaret, ol' chum. Love this dead girl walking.

[lelaid]

Farida Khelfa in The Agony of Marguerite Gautier by Jean-Paul Goude, Paris, 1992

[corxy]

Opera can be  i n c r e d i b l y  sexy…thanks to Elīna Garanča, who oozes sexuality & hot-blooded charm! …and her seductive voice is like a magic spell that puts you in a trance & you can’t escape!

@elinagaranca as Carmen at the MET New York

[greggaraki]

im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

[oncesingingalways]

😂😂😂

[frankarnstein]

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

[profusedinmelancholy]

Yes

[profusedinmelancholy]

Bonus

[profusedinmelancholy]

I’m screaming

[profusedinmelancholy]

More

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[sin-in-a-sweater]

@phallicasfuck

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[womenwearingsuitsandblazers]

[ariana-news]

[waltermerkado]

I HATE HER THIS IS ME AF

[superficialwitch-deactivated201]

I’M SCREAMING THIS LITTLE BITCH

[fromzimbabwee]

Ariana 😂😂😂

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

LMAO

[thebootydiaries]

Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You’re a beautiful young woman.

[oncesingingalways]

This is the most relatable post I have ever seen

[chastainjessica]

#there’s no heterosexual explanation for this

[sixpenceee]

Boo!

[maneth985]

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

[martymartinloki]

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

[nikkoliferous]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[glumshoe]

Dear women’s clothing designers: yes, I am going to leave the top of my shirt unbuttoned and the sleeves rolled up to my elbows. No, I don’t want ¾ths length sleeves and missing top buttons. It has to be a choice if it’s going to look roguish and handsome. A pox upon you and your terrible designs!

[phoukanamedpookie]

And while you’re at it, designers, GIVE ME SOME FUNCTIONAL FUCKING POCKETS!

[oncesingingalways]

I CONCUR

[llcoolade]

DID “VISIT LAS VEGAS” JUST MAKE AN AD THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER LESBIAN MOVIE OUT THERE? Y E S

[ladygayfeels]

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PURE THING I’VE EVER SEEN! 😭❤🎉

[sydsliftingface]

I AM SOBBING THIS IS GORGEOUS WTF

[oncesingingalways]

YAW. I AM SHOOK

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

# dead

[oncesingingalways]

What is this from. Please help.

[chicks1023]

[luischocolatier]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BEST PART???????

WHEN THEY GIVE HER THE SNACKS SHE SCREAMS “I’VE TRIED THESE WITH MY FATHER WHEN WE WENT TO KOREA!!!!!!”

[neverthere12345]

[thefandomdropout]

[armywifesara]

I’m reblogging it everytime I see it. Sorry, not sorry.

[candiikismet]

Lord have mercy.

[hodlmyvodka]

Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

[bnprime]

a hero