Insanities Anonymous

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[mrtomhayward]

“The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.” - Albert Einstein

[themmfatale]

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

[cuntycullens]

I don’t know why Edward went to the Voultori to ask to be killed as if Rosalie wouldn’t do it with no questions asked

[thingsmyxxxsaid]

Things My Exes Said #581 // Submitted by Anon

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Things My Exes Said #589 // Submitted by kuhhlowee

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Things My Exes Said #590 // Submitted by Anon

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Things My Exes Said #591 // Submitted by shoppingkart420

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Things My Exes Said #595 // Submitted by ssamial

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Things My Exes Said #596 // Submitted by angryyetholy

[maggieandbeth]

Now, there’s something I thought I’d never see.

2.05 // 6.10 // 6.11

[veryfunnymemes]

[sergle]

me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:

[bulbabushka]

friend was right cuz that fit shreds

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck