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belllaculllen

Rare Rosalie

breakingdown-part2

The Twilight costume fittings have me SENT

redeyedsaint

Nikki Reed really out there looking like a model in a bad wig while the others just

redeyedsaint

They look like the “after” in those “before and after crack” posters tell me I’m wrong

Bonus:

bowlingshirtbellas

this is just what they all should have looked like why did they even bother with makeup

arabella-ardor

melodythevampireslayer

Hey, i just wanted to ask you guys to check out my black owned jewelry business 🤗 🥺💗 thank you so much! reblogging helps :)

Luvfool

the104yearoldvirgin

Every year the Cullens go to Burning Man

And every year people think they’re doing performance art like Malcolm’s family from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Eventually they get a reputation.

“Oh the Cullens? Yeah. Every year they show up absolutely doused in body glitter and just…go about their normal days like that.”

“The doctor has a first-aid tent and his wife trades homemade soaps and candles out of their van. They always smell so good I can’t say no.”

“The hot blonde one doesn’t even participate, she just lays there and sunbathes. She never burns.”

“The tiny one only hangs out with the really stoned people and braids their hair. I’ve never seen her or any of them sleep.”

“The moody one with the eyebrows, I think his name might be Jessie? Jackass? Whatever. He just lays facedown in the dirt sometimes and doesn’t move for a while. Drugs, man.”

“We don’t know what the big guy’s name is. He only communicates in grunts and nods; but he always wears a tank top that says BEEFCAKE so we just call him that. Sometimes he hands out popsicles.”

“The dark haired girl? The one who wears all the spiky leather? Yeah, she stops by on the first day, but then she disappears again. Pretty sure she’s more into mosh pits than the art scene. She has some chaotic vibes, dude.”

“Edward? The one who just played Wonderwall for 14 hours straight on acoustic guitar last year?”

*edited to include Emmett and Bella after many requests*

lexidrawsthings

the vampirefication of Bella Swan

my art ig is @/oimedesenha, pls don’t save and repost, just share from the original post ❤️

fiddlesolo

bree: hi

esme, already designing bree’s bedroom in her head:

volturialice

yeah guys let him burgle in peace

vampire twitter 23/?

teamjacobthot

the wolf pack as “can you buy me pads”

alicegotthestrap

i think i captured that search party scene in new moon perfectly hby

pattinsonsupremacy

robert pattinson showing john david washington his bicep and then both laughing is a very important moment for me

flannelshirtvampire-deactivated

i love the concept that a vampire’s power is an enhanced version of something they could do as humans, but wth did Kate use to do before she was changed?