MayaRevach

hey, I shitpost most the time but I also make art

[oluransom-deactivated20201026]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[blurrryj1m]

when you're in a yearning competition but your opponent is a middle aged white dude from ohio who plays ukelele and piano and has been in love with his bandmate slash best friend for 15 years

the competition hasn't even started and i'm already leaving

[thecheapbouque]

I accidentally got a similar haircut to this friend I'm kind of developing a crush on. ACCIDENTALLY again IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I like my hair short and now I finally got the haircut I've been wanting because I switched a hair dresser to a guy who would actually listen to me. And I sent the friend a photo because I wanted to share and shit and she pointed out it looks really similar to her haircut...

What the fuck do I do now? I kinda like that we have similar hair, she's very cool and pretty, but now I'm scared she'll think I'm weird...

[heyheyitstey]

Did someone already do this

[honeybeesangel]

i love when people say “this reminds me of you” like please marry me i love you so much

[thecheapbouque]

One of my favourite things about Alanis Morissette is how much of an absolute queen she is in her first album.

"And everytime you speak her name does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died/but you're still alive" GIRL.

"And the joke that you made in a bed/that was me"

"Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute-" and right after "Enough about you"

"Why are you so petrified of silence? Here can you handle this?" Followed by a few seconds of silence???? That woman was SEETHING with anger back then and I live for it.

I'll probably think of more, considering that I'm listening to her right now but those are just off the top of my head.

[thecheapbouque]

One of my favourite things about music is actually listening to the lyrics so I can analyse them and I find myself seeking double meanings that foreshadow the rest of the song.

When they said punctuation matters they meant this song:

"When are you coming home? Son, I don't know when"

"When are you coming home son? I don't know when" from Cats In The Cradle by Ugly Kid Joe. One of the most devastating lines of song I've even heard, it's beautiful, I'm going to point it out to my mom later.

[implxdingthemirage]

[capetown-devotee]

Jazz hands :D

[bnuuyface]

Do you ever sit and think about how Josh has two wedding rings in the lavish music video? one on his left hand and one on his right hand? Which is funny considering some queer people wear their rings on their right hand AND lavish is the song Tyler and Josh chose to do the fake stage wedding to?? Yeah me too

[p1nkl3mn4de]

i had an idea for a modern day clancybearer au where clancy is in a band and plays the piano and some other stuff and torchbearer quits his job to join as the drummer and they fall in love. they like become a pretty successful emo rock band duo thing like they probably win like a grammy at some point. that’s the basic idea of it but they get up to a lotttt of stuff in this au

[moxielynx]

i think they're stupid

[imflyingfish]

"Hello! I'm here to die for Earth! Pretty awesome, yes?!"

I literally love Ilyukhina. It makes me sad to imagine that she and Rocky would have been friends

[the-only-astrobiologist]

[thecheapbouque]

Painted a flower pot at a ceramics shop my friends and I went to on a date (yes, a date, those are my wives, STFU) and now I can't stop looking at plants and thinking "could I propagate that?" Because I don't think I like the concept of buying a completely healthy plant, it's either I try to nurse it back to health and butcher that completely or I steal a branch from somewhere and try to grow from that.

I was at a coffee shop and legit stared at one of their plants and thought "if I wasn't 3 hours from home without a container to put it in, I'd take a leaf" and told my aunt they had a nice plant to justify my staring.

In my defence, it really was a nice plant, I'd want to grow something like that. Also my pot isn't ready yet so I might be overthinking about what plant I want. And it's my first time trying to grow a house plant, the closest thing I have is a sweet potato that we kept for too long and now it's in a jar and attacking anyone who enters the kitchen. So I'm nervous about this.

[thecheapbouque]

Drag me to a fucking tribute concert, finding myself in the middle of fucking nowhere in some ruin, the singer doesn't know how to sing in a bad way and the only bathroom is filled with spiders, I have to wake up at 1AM tomorrow for work and you complain that I'm not having fun? Fuck you mom, stop dragging me to stupid places and making me feel like an odd one out.

The thing is? I like this music, I even love some of it, but the singer doesn't know how to fucking sing and pretends she does anyway like that's gonna help her. And I'm not hating because she's a girl, I've seen girls covering male bands before and they were great, she just can't. Fucking. Sing. And pauses between each song so the show has no flow.

So no, mom, I'm not having fun. Fuck this place, I wanna go home.

[thecheapbouque]

Drag me to a fucking tribute concert, finding myself in the middle of fucking nowhere in some ruin, the singer doesn't know how to sing in a bad way and the only bathroom is filled with spiders, I have to wake up at 1AM tomorrow for work and you complain that I'm not having fun? Fuck you mom, stop dragging me to stupid places and making me feel like an odd one out.

The thing is? I like this music, I even love some of it, but the singer doesn't know how to fucking sing and pretends she does anyway like that's gonna help her. And I'm not hating because she's a girl, I've seen girls covering male bands before and they were great, she just can't. Fucking. Sing. And pauses between each song so the show has no flow.

So no, mom, I'm not having fun. Fuck this place, I wanna go home.

[notsoheterosapien]

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