𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧,  𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝!

[thecheerleader]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. a roleplay blog for 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚑𝚊𝚖, originating from netflix's 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠. independent, and essentially treated like an original character. almost entirely headcanon-based with little canon influence. 𝐧𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭. 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟺𝚝𝚑, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸. as portrayed by 𝑑𝑜𝑒.

𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: please note that delicate subjects will be touched upon, such as eating disorders, substance abuse, parental abuse and neglect, and psychological and bodily horror. 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.

𝚍𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐. 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝. 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝. 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜. 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛.

[thecheerleader]

i haven’t been here in so long but what if i came back after i finished my finals :/

[thecheerleader]

you know those notes some girls’ clubs leave at school in the bathrooms on the mirrors. yeah. chrissy writes most of the notes

[thecheerleader]

wyd when chrissy inevitably grabs onto/clings to your muse when she gets startled

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @thecheerleader is a good person and deserves many good things.

[thecheerleader]

was ANYONE going to tell me fucking eddie’s actor is in les mis

[thecheerleader]

more jock x jock ships 😔🤲

[thecheerleader]

while i'm still at my laptop: if you like this, you will get a canon dialogue/book/movie/song/poetry snippet as a one-liner starter! (usually padded by a few extra sentences bc i am physically incapable of Not fucking pushing the word count limit) mutuals only, multis specify pls or i'll spin the roulette wheel! <3

[thecheerleader]

sat here thinking abt chrissy’s inherent kindness and want to be good and nice… if jason ever acted a bully in front of her she’d drop his ass so fast, end of discussion

[thecheerleader]

chrissy is such a christmas person it’s goddamn UNREAL…. she loves gift-giving and baking especially, but christmas-themed movies do have a pretty good grip on her heart

[thecheerleader]

plotting-to-an-eventual-starter call....... i'll post another call later for dialogue or short paragraphs that i'll just pull from movies/books/etc but! tap that heart and i'll come to you with an idea and we can hammer it out further together >:3

[thecheerleader]

reasons to date chrissy:

- pocket-sized

- bundle of nervous bubbly golden retriever energy

- she will show you her plushies

- she has mad scrapbooking skills and your picture(s) WILL get worked in

- she can sew stuff onto your clothes if u ask nicely

- she wears rose perfume and it smells Ridiculously good

- she will goad u into trying to do a cartwheel and then she’ll laugh like a windchime when it inevitably doesn’t go well

- she has to stand up on her tippy toes to smooch like 80% of the time but its totally worth it

- she’ll drag you to the park so she can toss bread at the ducks in the pond

- she will grab ur hand at ANY given moment just to emphasize something she said

- u cannot say no to the doll eyes. they r Big they are Beautiful and its even worse if her lower lip wobbles.. IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY NO

- ???

- profit

[thecheerleader]

[slides the dash $5] so i'm gonna need a thread where chrissy wrote a note in glitter gel pen for eddie and that's how she let him know she wanted to buy

[thecheerleader]

addendum, if u want to write w me while i’m still setting up: like this and i’ll make us a discord server n we can wing stuff at one another ❤️

[thecheerleader]

'i want you to want me' by cheap trick is THEEEEEEEEEEEEE h*llcheer anthem

[thecheerleader]

does anyone know of anyone who writes jason. asking 4 a friend

[thecheerleader]

chrissy is. an avid, enthusiastic, ABBA fan.. to say the VERY least