The Wrath of Chelsea: The Beast
As some of you know, I have an alter ego. Her name is The Beast. The Beast can come out at any time at any place. The Beast does not care where she is or who she is around and is impartial to no one. No one can see her coming. The Beast is out of control. She is angry. She is mean. She is irrational. She is destructive. She is belligerent. Some have experienced the unfortunate event of her wrath. It is a beautifully terrible sight. Those that know her think that they can handle her, though she is unpredictable. There is not one way that solves all problems with The Beast. Her wrath will run its course regardless. Don't distract her from her path for that may prolong the journey. If she embraces your presence, then all you can do and should do is pray. Nothing but time can calm the storm of her wrath. The question is this: if you have seen The Beast and know The Beast, then why would you ask for The Beast?
