I'm Apparently Gay (co-parent of the cappies)

gaslight gatekeep girlboss | #alwps

[thechloebourgeois]

Hi Chloe!

I just wanted to say that you're so awesome and I'm your biggest Fan

- ⭐

you're what I call a good servant :)

[thechloebourgeois]

someone back me up and tell this guy that haaving a littleee crush on your bsf is normal??? everyone has had the urge to kiss their bff at least once amiright????? im right

[a-simple-song]

As an answer to all of you, no it is not commonplace and definitely no to you, Mime, because what you have is not a little crush.

[thechloebourgeois]

y'all are literally so confusing, im just gonna assume that IM right

[thechloebourgeois]

someone back me up and tell this guy that haaving a littleee crush on your bsf is normal??? everyone has had the urge to kiss their bff at least once amiright????? im right

[thechloebourgeois]

draw the cat eye sharp enough to stab your friend's back

[ni-yooo]

Don't ask about the cult parties

🤫

hey anon what cults are partying and can a dude who needs some extra cash get a gig there

[thechloebourgeois]

hey nino would you like to have this non cult-ish invitation to a party that is not a cult and is not from gabriel agreste 🤯🤯

[ni-yooo]

of course dude doesn't look cultish at all this is gonna be a totally normal party

[thechloebourgeois]

great its a costume party except we all have the same black masks and black hooded cloaks

[thechloebourgeois]

im a drunk single rich mom except i dont have kids nor am I of legal age to dreink, i have cash tho

[thelovelylilarossi]

doesn't that make you only one of those 4 things then :////

[thechloebourgeois]

yes lila im so glad you are so smart and understood the joke /s

[andallshallbewell]

[thechloebourgeois]

im a drunk single rich mom except i dont have kids nor am I of legal age to dreink, i have cash tho

[thechloebourgeois]

*Honk* 🪿

IT'S THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSING!!! SHAME ON YOU.

[ni-yooo]

Don't ask about the cult parties

🤫

hey anon what cults are partying and can a dude who needs some extra cash get a gig there

[thechloebourgeois]

hey nino would you like to have this non cult-ish invitation to a party that is not a cult and is not from gabriel agreste 🤯🤯

[thechloebourgeois]

Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?

i dont even have a single nice cell in my body wdym

[ni-yooo]

does this mean you're choosing to go apes***

[thechloebourgeois]

i was born to go apes***.

[ni-yooo]

then uhhhh

[anon voice] Aren't you tired of being apes***? Don't you ever just wanna go nice?

[thechloebourgeois]

did you just call me apesh**?? How dare you???

also obvi the answer is no.

[thechloebourgeois]

Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?

i dont even have a single nice cell in my body wdym

[ni-yooo]

does this mean you're choosing to go apes***

[thechloebourgeois]

i was born to go apes***.

[thechloebourgeois]

Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?

i dont even have a single nice cell in my body wdym

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

ladybug just spent three days tearing her room apart looking for a sticky note pad that was sitting on her desk the entire time and she is now screaming into her pillow because her room is a mess for no reason someone help her

[ni-yooo]

oh hey adrien did the same thing with his album of ladybug photos once

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

I watched Marinette do the same with her favorite pen that was on the ear the whole time

[ni-yooo]

i've seen marinette do that with her phone while calling me on said phone to ask if i'd seen it

[thechloebourgeois]

what if i tell you Gabriel Agreste did that once

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

@heardthatyouweretalkingshit

Babe

Would you still love me if I pelted your cousin in 2nd grade with millions of small red balls

[ni-yooo]

it WAS YOU?????

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

IT WASN'T, I WASN'T IN FRANCE THEN

IM JUST BEING CHEESY ON MAIN WITH MY BOYFRIEND

i was gonna ask him increasingly strange questions

[ni-yooo]

LIES AND DECEIT

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

I DONT LIE

[thechloebourgeois]

can confirm i did not get pelted by marc in 2nd grade (they would’ve been dead by now if they did)

[ni-yooo]

then who did you get pelted by?

[thechloebourgeois]

when did i ever get pelted???

[ni-yooo]

in 2nd grade dude. keep up

[thechloebourgeois]

i dont remember???

[ni-yooo]

i do i had to walk you to the nurse and you kept saying that it wouldn't do for you to be seen with a peasant

[thechloebourgeois]

i thjnk you're confusing reality with your fantasies again nino

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

@heardthatyouweretalkingshit

Babe

Would you still love me if I pelted your cousin in 2nd grade with millions of small red balls

[ni-yooo]

it WAS YOU?????

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

IT WASN'T, I WASN'T IN FRANCE THEN

IM JUST BEING CHEESY ON MAIN WITH MY BOYFRIEND

i was gonna ask him increasingly strange questions

[ni-yooo]

LIES AND DECEIT

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

I DONT LIE

[thechloebourgeois]

can confirm i did not get pelted by marc in 2nd grade (they would’ve been dead by now if they did)

[ni-yooo]

then who did you get pelted by?

[thechloebourgeois]

when did i ever get pelted???

[ni-yooo]

in 2nd grade dude. keep up

[thechloebourgeois]

i dont remember???

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

@heardthatyouweretalkingshit

Babe

Would you still love me if I pelted your cousin in 2nd grade with millions of small red balls

[ni-yooo]

it WAS YOU?????

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

IT WASN'T, I WASN'T IN FRANCE THEN

IM JUST BEING CHEESY ON MAIN WITH MY BOYFRIEND

i was gonna ask him increasingly strange questions

[ni-yooo]

LIES AND DECEIT

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

I DONT LIE

[thechloebourgeois]

can confirm i did not get pelted by marc in 2nd grade (they would’ve been dead by now if they did)

[ni-yooo]

then who did you get pelted by?

[thechloebourgeois]

when did i ever get pelted???