City of Asses

Mary. 19. This is mainly and awkwardly dedicated to The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices. HERONSTAIRS. and ah bye

[lizthefangirl]

actual leaked script for this scene

[herondaleness]

Shadowhunters cast for Bello Magazine - Jan 2016

[simonlewis]

#alec doesn’t have time for nagging little sisters

[herondaleness]

Kat and Dom for Bello Magazine - Jan 2016

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[thecitysfallenangels]

Heronstairs in the present

Will: Black and blue. It's the perfect combination, isn't it James?

Jem: I prefer white and gold.

Will: *tackles Jem*

[thecitysfallenangels]

People: wtf, why all of a sudden Isabelle is all over Simon?? It wasn't like that in the books, at least not in the first one!

Me opening City of Bones: Isabelle was slinking in a circle around Simon, sinuous as a snake, trailing her fingers across his chest. She was looking at him as if she were planning to drag him off into a corner to have sex.

Me:you were saying?

[paopufruit]

[lewishmlton]

[…] So little things like that, if you read the books, you’d be like “I recognize that. I’m glad that I know that”. Like you’re in, you’re on the inside.

[thecitysfallenangels]

Will and Jem: if there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it, James Carstairs.

Alec and Jace: *hitting each other repeatedly on the head* Y R U THE WAY U R

[gemmachann]

#simon is one of the best things about this show

[the-mortal-instruments-tid]

(x) (x)

[innerwreck]

[thecitysfallenangels]

Im okay with this ending. Plz. No dying .

PLZ.

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The original/artist can be found here

http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=27525390

[thecitysfallenangels]

~{+.+}~

[thecitysfallenangels]

I CANT WAIT FOR JACE TO SAY “JUST KISSING? HOW QUICKLY YOU DISMISS OUR LOVE” AND THEN SIMON TO COME OUT AND AND AN….

SIMON.

[thecitysfallenangels]

THIS BETTER HAPPEN ON SHADOWHUNTERS

[thecitysfallenangels]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[nickandros-deactivated20150105]

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song