Once upon a timeâŚ
⌠there was a middle-aged, youngish-at-heart, somewhat naive religious lady who had a more experienced male âsignificant otherâ that introduced her to TumblrâŚ
In reality, this is THRICE upon a time- Iâve had two different blogs get DELETED now, and I gotta say- NOT A FAN! Stupid Tumblr botsâŚ
BUT- sometimes, change can be a good thingâŚ
Thus, Sexyvyxxxen has now morphed into-
~*~ The Clever Coquette ~*~
LET THE EPICALLY SUPER-LONG TUMBLR MANIFESTO BEGIN!!!
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:
1.) This blog is a HOBBY⌠It is a compilation of posts and reblogs in which I find something I like, though not always for the reasons you might think⌠đ I AM NOT ON HERE LOOKING TO HOOK UP, SO PLEASE DONâT BOTHER TRYING!!! đ
2.) Iâm demisexual and sapiosexual- meaning sexts and body part pics donât do much of anything for me, so please- for the love of God- PLEASE do not send these to me!⌠đ¤Śđťââď¸ Actually, donât send me anything without permission. Ever. PERIOD. Besides- I will find a way to make you regret doing so⌠đĄ
3.) IF YOU ARE MARRIEDâŚ
PLEASE DO NOT come looking for entertainment with ME- BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT⌠(I literally did get a t-shirt or two!)đ Instead, do yourself a favor and go make love to your God-given WIFE!!! đ¤Ż
4.) PLEASE UNDERSTAND that I donât generally like to talk through text unless itâs quality conversation; also know that I generally only talk when Iâm curious or youâve continually made good impressions on me. I donât carry conversations well unless I feel like someone is interested in continuing it⌠đ¤
5.) I have a VERY strong religious background- if you dare to try to get to know me, it WILL come up and out- just an FYI⌠đ
6.) I block all old, short, or blank blogs, as well as creepy perverts and diagnosable narcissists⌠Yes, I can tell. đ§
7.) I am a single, straight, mostly-vanilla woman who finds aesthetic beauty in many things, but some things are meant to be private⌠Thus, I no longer post things meant for that privacyâŚâşď¸
While my older blogs contained A LOT of soft porn, this blog will be covering some of the broad range of my tastes and curiosities, and remain much cleaner than before⌠enjoy the new mediocrity!
THINGS THAT TURN ME ON/OFF:
ON- Kindness, Respect, Authenticity, Good communication skills, Intelligence, Confidence, Humbleness, Humor, Care, THOUGHTFULNESS, FRIENDSHIP, COMMITMENT, RESPECT, AND MARRIAGE!!!
OFF- The opposite of most of what is listed above, including those who try to push my boundaries after Iâve clearly set themâŚ
Should the need arise, addendums will go below:
It is a pet peeve of mine to get messaged memes that Iâve already posted or did NOT ask for; I find it unoriginal and extremely annoying! I will warn you nicely at first, and less nicely the second time- third strike and youâre out, People. đŤ
I realize that the majority of men on here have wives that donât know about their Tumblr activities. If you are one of those that isnât good at covering your tracks, please donât contact me EVER. The last thing I need is a PM from someoneâs psychotic wife⌠đ¤Śđťââď¸
IF I GET A PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM YOU, you WILL be asked to read this post because I ask EVERYONE who messages me to do so, to make them aware of my personal Tumblr boundaries. And I sometimes forget who Iâve already told to do so. Therefore, DONâT TAKE IT PERSONALLY OR ASSUME IâM OFFENDED. đ Iâm usually just making sure youâre aware, as I have no other way of knowing that you are! đ¤ˇđťââď¸
DEAR MEN- IF I CHOOSE TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT, IT IS NOT- I REPEAT- IT IS NOT A COME ON!!! - which means itâs also not an invitation to solicit your pervy stupidity! đ E.g. If you look âyummyâ, I will tell you that you look yummy; this does NOT, however, mean I PERSONALLY want to eat you. HUGE GINORMOUS DIFFERENCE. If you donât understand this, DONâT MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!
OCCASIONALLY, I go through emoting phases⌠I am, after all, FEMALE⌠đ¤Ş
*** You may wonder how I can reconcile being quite religious and yet have a blog like this. Well, hereâs the thing- I believe God made sex, and that He made it to be enjoyed between a married male and female. I do NOT believe it is wrong to ponder the mysteries and pleasures about it. Most of what I post is, in my imagination, what would be acceptable in a married relationship. You wonât find posts that would cross those boundaries in my mind. It is a hope I may never realize, but itâs not wrong to hope⌠***
Postscript: God has been working on my heart, and this blog is no longer what it once was. It has changed because I have changed⌠for the better, I believe! GOD IS GOOD!!!
And I believe that covers things for now! You are hereby responsible to abide by my boundaries. đŤĄ
Happy scrolling! đ
























