CNA: Chuck Norris Approved

Here's to those who never get an itch till they're gloved and covered in shit.

[thecnalifestyle]

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

Accurate...

[laboranddeliverymemes]

[thecnalifestyle]

Me: *charting* Coworker: Hey, since you're not busy can you... If you're one of the people known to say this to someone you see charting when you need help, do us all a favor and knock it the fuck off. Or at the very least, change up your wording. Just because we are not actively helping a resident/patient does NOT mean we are not busy!! Charting takes forever.

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

I wish ativan dust existed. When my crazy patients start to act up, I’d just be like...

[freshrn]

when a patient’s hands wander

[beyondthecalllights]

When anyone starts talking about the fact that we don’t get paid enough

[beyondthecalllights]

Call lights going off every ten seconds

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to him about sex.

She spent 40 bucks so he could get tested for the first time.

I spent an hour talking to this young boy about sex. I got to have the sex talk with him. I showed him how to properly use a condom and protect himself and his partners. We talked about STDs and pregnancy prevention. We even talked about pubic grooming and ways to avoid razor burn. This poor boy has never had someone talk to him about anything related to the changes his body is going through.

And then we spent 20 minutes talking about consent and how important it is.

Growing up I never, ever had someone talk to me about consent and its importance. I even had sex ED in school!

This shit is important ya’ll.

Planned Parenthood is important

[gungan-gundam]

It is the parents’ duty to have “the talk” with their kids, not a government funded organization that murders babies.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

First of all fucktruck: I am not a government employee. My wages are not paid by the government.

Second: zero babies have ever been murdered in a planned parenthood.

I didn’t say a god damn word about abortion but you had to get your fucking tighty whiteys in a bunch because an organization that you know nothing about is doing good things for millions of people and you hate it.

Shut your face up about shit you don’t understand you fucking dump truck.

[gungan-gundam]

Abortion is murder, just because they’re in the womb doesn’t change the fact you’re killing an innocent human being.

As I said, it’s not a faceless organization’s job to provide sex ed while simultaneously killing unborn children.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Listen up kiddo:

Abortion isn’t murder. Murder is illegal. Abortion is not illegal. IE abortion is not murder.

As i said (and we’ll go with what i said as not total bullshit because it’s obvious you have absolutely no real knowledge when it comes to sex or reproduction and i think we can thank your parents for that) this young man had a single mother that didn’t feel comfortable talking to him about sex. So i did it. I provided medically accurate and up to date information unlike so many parents today.

And by the way, planned parenthood isn’t some shadowy faceless organization.

For example, this is my face. The face i made while reading your stupid ass response.

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Get em, Damien

[serbamf]

thank you damien.

[humantested-turingapproved]

I’m here for Damien.

[trauma-13]

Damien is a hero.

[thecnalifestyle]

This. This is so important. Thank you, Damien.

[thecnalifestyle]

When the computers are down at work.

[nursehumorprn]

When I've had enough of my needy, dramatic patient

[nursingtheheart]

When something interesting or disgusting happens at work.

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[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

When I get way too emotionally invested in a patient & their family...

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[boluscoffeestat-deactivated2020]

When my patient doesn’t quite comprehend how sick they really are

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[beyondthecalllights]

NPO patients

[commonrn]

Taking care of those patients who should really be on comfort care.

[wayfaringmd]

How do you handle unabashedly rude patients?

Smile and nod, and blog about it later.