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I'm frightened the pirate game is going to make me fight for state interests :(

Windrose is so good. especially seeing as its early access, but at the moment, it has a lot of pirate aesthetic and not much pirate content.

Please don't make me be a privateer please please please

#windrose #im still here for it #its obv early days

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

sephiramy

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

hotvampireadjacent

kcggggg

I collaborated with the Human Artistry Project to make this strip alongside other web cartoonists to make the point that “Stealing isn’t Innovation” when it comes to A.I. usage. It seems to be doing numbers on instagram and elsewhere, so you may also read it here, tumblr.

May the discourse that ensues be long and unhelpful.

escuerzoresucitado

free-and-to-none-accountable

Hey does anybody have any advice or know any tips? I've always wanted to know how to do something.

dinosaurcharcuterie

1. If you can avoid it, never call a business on the first day of the week it's open. Wait until at least 40 minutes after they're open on the second day. This waits out the first wave of frantic callers and gives whoever is on the phone time to grab a coffee and drink enough that they don't feel disturbed in their morning start-up ritual.

You'll spend less time on hold and reach more people with the time and patience to hear you out.

2. Take notes for phone calls. You can literally make a numbered check list of what you definitely want to bring up, and then during the call take down who you spoke to, at what date and what solutions/deadlines were promised.

This keeps you on topic without forgetting your priorities, and also gives you something to refer back to later.

canadianwheatpirates

The method of changing your duvet cover by rolling it onto the duvet was a huge help when I had low energy:

seramarias

A rice cooker can also cook most frozen vegetables, as long as they're in small pieces, and can reheat precooked meats also in bite-sized bits. You can make a whole meal in around half an hour by dumping 1 cup rice, 2 cups liquid, and 1-2 servings of meat & vegetables in a rice cooker and hitting start. Use a flavored liquid, like broth, or mix in seasonings at the start, and you're good to go. Cubed carrots and sweet potato with canned chickpeas and yellow curry paste, for example. Frozen peas and pearl onions with shredded chicken and chicken broth.

Whatever you like.

thecocacolacorporation

Brine chicken breasts before cooking.

Put about 2-3 tbsp of table salt per quart of water. Submerge chicken breasts. Leave in there for 1-2 hours. Remove, pat dry, season, cook. Little thing that makes it so much more tender.