TheComedyBagel

Just some random crap I like tbh Newsies/Sherlock/Relatable Posts •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "The morning star always gets so wonderful bright the minute before it has to go,-- doesn't it?"

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“I think you lost all interest in this world. You were disappointed and discouraged, and lost interest in everything. So you abandoned your physical body. You went to a world apart and you’re living a different kind of life there. In a world inside you.”

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

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i think once i makeout with a girl i’ll be ok

[noonlight-stims]

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this one time I walked into Honors Chem and there were bottles of bubbles at every table, & our teacher just said "yeah y'all seemed stressed, so just don't worry about class, go blow some bubbles." & I still appreciate that.

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some days, life yeets me and I just let it

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oh to know the peace that the little boy in the DreamWorks intro knows, to simply sit on the moon with a fishing pole, not a care in the world

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yes, the bags under my eyes ARE a part of the look

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power move: when stopping at a red light, don't break eye contact with the person beside you. stare at them. just to screw with them a little. :-)

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sometimes my fish swims up to the side of the glass & kisses it's reflection & we should all love ourselves like that

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pies are the original stuffed crust

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it's always scary walking into a teacher's room and seeing 'How to Teach for Dummies' on their desk

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held the door for someone today. he said thanks. I said thanks. I said, 'why did I say thanks'. we laughed awkwardly. I hope I never see him again.

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me: is having a good day

my anxiety:

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let's all live more like Kronk. get your dream job. Make a lot of spinach puffs. be friends with old people. speak to squirrels. and, by golly, get that Thumbs Up from Papi.