I'm the God Damn Commander Man.

This is not a drill.

[thecommandercreep-blog]

-Doesn’t understand why no one wants to do him-.

[edifighter]

“Maybe if you weren’t such a… creep… about it sir….”

[thecommandercreep-blog]

I AM FUCKING SUAVE.

[thecommandercreep-blog]

SEE THAT PHOBOS?

THAT’S YOU

[prissyblondprick]

“Oooh, you’re so hurtful, sir. I’m getting High School flashbacks, your burn is so effective. But in the spirit of giving, I’ve found something for you!”

[shadyplanco-blog]

Dammit Cook you peverted fuckass. If any of his Fighters happened to do something to ruin the man’s day, well, Bering was sure he could turn a blind eye.

[thecommandercreep-blog]

[keelerr-blog]

HAIR IN PIGTAILS TOMORROW. NO EXCEPTIONS.

  [ It was then that LT Keeler knew he fucked up. ]

[thecommandercreep-blog]

(bitchnav) "Sir, I really don't have the time to do this PT so is there anything, you know, that I can do to get out of it~?"

YOU COULD TAKE A SPACE WALK WITHOUT YOUR SPACE SUIT ON.

That’ll get you out of it. 

[bitchnav-blog]

“Only if you come with me, Cook.”

[thecommandercreep-blog]

Why would you suggest that what are you, uncivilised? How rude.

[keelerr-blog]

          SPACE MOM CAN’T EVEN LEAVE U ALL ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES

[thecommandercreep-blog]

SPACE MOM MORE LIKE SPACE NON AM I RITE GUISE 

[thecommandercreep-blog]

SEE THAT PHOBOS?

THAT’S YOU

[thecommandercreep-blog]

Stares at Cook. Just... stares. With a look of absolute confusion. He turned his back for FIVE MINUTES and his CO went apeshit....

[thecommandercreep-blog]

(bitchnav) "Sir, I really don't have the time to do this PT so is there anything, you know, that I can do to get out of it~?"

YOU COULD TAKE A SPACE WALK WITHOUT YOUR SPACE SUIT ON.

That’ll get you out of it. 

[sylentee]

ON SECOND THOUGHTS. YOU. PT IN MY OFFICE. TWICE A DAY. NO EXCEPTIONS.

[…I’d much rather PT with everyone else…]

[thecommandercreep-blog]

ORDERS ARE ORDERS YOUNG MAN. 

[thecommandercreep-blog]

-Doesn’t understand why no one wants to do him-.

[thecommandercreep-blog]

Oh god you could be my dad kill me now

[thecommandercreep-blog]

My mama is dead, man, but if you're into that..

She was alive once, baby.

[thecommandercreep-blog]

"Can I.. take my PT... privately~? Maybe with you, sir?" (prissyblondprick)

[thecommandercreep-blog]

U aint commander of shit

I’m commander of your mothers ass.

[thecommandercreep-blog]

Alright THATS IT.

ALL NAVIGATORS ARE REPORTING TO EXTRA PT DUTY FOR ONE HOUR IN THE MORNING AND ONE HOUR IN THE AFTERNOON.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FIGHT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SWEAT.

[sylentee]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

{{ Ee doesn’t deserve this.}}

[thecommandercreep-blog]

ALL NAVIGATORS DESERVE IT.

WHAT PART OF NO EXCEPTIONS DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU DICK TWIDDLING FLAPPER

[thecommandercreep-blog]

Alright THATS IT.

ALL NAVIGATORS ARE REPORTING TO EXTRA PT DUTY FOR ONE HOUR IN THE MORNING AND ONE HOUR IN THE AFTERNOON.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FIGHT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SWEAT.