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Reblog if your muse is Panromantic/-sexual

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

beariere-deactivated20200123

#ooc

roleplayer-memes

SEND MY MUSE A SHITTY PICKUP LINE

tagfer

reblog the four leaf clover Pikachu for abundant luck! if you don’t reblog him, that’s okay too - he still wishes the best for you~

splattermemes-deactivated202007

vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”

“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”

“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”

“I’m not afraid of you.”

“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”

“So…how old are you?”

Turning

“What’s happening to me?!”

“Did you just…bite me?”

“This..hurts…”

“Get away from me!”

“I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

“I’m still not used to this…”

“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”

“Am I supposed to…kill things?”

“I want cool vampire powers.”

“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”

“I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”

“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”

“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”

“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”

“I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”

“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”

“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”

“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”

“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”

“No, we don’t turn into bats.”

“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”

“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”

“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”

“You’re bleeding…”

“Go. Now. Before I-”

“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”

“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”

ofhotheads-blog

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

whenrpmemesattack

Send “☕️” + a TOPIC and my muse will spill their honest thoughts and opinions on it

rppanda

My muse will be answering questions with 100% honesty for the next 5 asks!

rppanda

Send “~” for some praise.

memestoshare

What costume should my muse wear for Halloween?

Send in my askbox and my muse will react to your suggestion.

imameme-youreameme

Send me, “All these kisses” and I’ll generate a number.

1. ) Forehead kiss 2. ) Wrist kiss 3. ) Hand kiss 4. ) Cheek kiss 5. ) Hip kiss 6. ) Shoulder kiss 7. ) Lip kiss 8. ) Jaw kiss 9. ) Playful kiss 10. ) Sensual kiss 11. ) Friendly kiss 12. ) Ear kiss 13. ) Thigh kiss 14. ) Stomach kiss 15. ) Neck kiss

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

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16. ) Chest kiss 17. ) Nose kiss 18.) Crown of the head kiss 19. ) Temple kiss 20. ) Steamy kiss 21. ) Timid kiss 22. ) Fake kiss 23. ) Goodnight kiss 24. ) Good morning kiss 25. ) See you later kiss 26. ) I missed you kiss 27. ) Accidental kiss 28. ) Making out kiss 29. ) Concerned kiss 30. ) Butterfly kiss