Mr. Bean fears me

[theconceptofbeans]

I’ve known for a long time that little kids are some of the best word builders and storytellers I know when they play pretend, but nothing could have prepared me for my baby cousin stopping her sister in the middle of make believe and said “Let’s pretend that you listen whenever I talk to you”

Savage.

[theconceptofbeans]

Something that I want to find more of is when a book clearly sets up a trope during the first chapter, then just blatantly ignores it the rest of the book. Like, if a dude woke up with no memories and instead of trying to figure out what happened, he goes and defeats a bunch of people who are wholly unconnected to his amnesia

[theconceptofbeans]

So I’ve always had problems with organization, especially when clothes are involved. You know, ADHD brain making me procrastinate doing all that work hanging up all those clothes individually, so it just turns into a pile so mismanaged that you can’t see the floor. Ideal living situation, right?

However, the one thing that has inexplicably worked magic for me is sorting into drawers, by gayness. ie: one drawer has all of the tightest, voluptuous, athletic shorts I own (obviously straight white man fit) and another drawer has the most gay thing a semi-closeted trans girlie like myself could possibly own: a bra and a tie-dye shirt that’s too small.

I don’t know why it works, but now I can at least see my floor again.

[theconceptofbeans]

Plus, that’s not even the best part! I also have so many socks that I have to store them separately, and which I have divided into five different levels of sock, ranging from:

Level 1: boring monotone socks for boring monotone occasions, such as a concert, or a wedding.

To

Level 5: colorful socks for occasions perhaps requiring hot pink banana socks, such as all the time

[theconceptofbeans]

So I’ve always had problems with organization, especially when clothes are involved. You know, ADHD brain making me procrastinate doing all that work hanging up all those clothes individually, so it just turns into a pile so mismanaged that you can’t see the floor. Ideal living situation, right?

However, the one thing that has inexplicably worked magic for me is sorting into drawers, by gayness. ie: one drawer has all of the tightest, voluptuous, athletic shorts I own (obviously straight white man fit) and another drawer has the most gay thing a semi-closeted trans girlie like myself could possibly own: a bra and a tie-dye shirt that’s too small.

I don’t know why it works, but now I can at least see my floor again.

[theconceptofbeans]

Whenever someone follows me, it’s like, why.

There is literally a whole other person out there who has amazing ideas of their own, and they decided that my contributions are worthy of their dash? I am in the presence of royalty and they are allowing me, their court jester, to live.

[theconceptofbeans]

The one thing they don’t tell you about going to Europe is your unexpectedly deep craving for bagels upon return

[theconceptofbeans]

Somewhere in Italy there is a hotel owner who has no idea how to tie a tie, and he is the best man you might ever meet. He had no idea what we were saying in English, but he knew a handful of state names and just started listing them for us. He even had his own pose when we asked for a photo. It was awesome.

[theconceptofbeans]

Favorite genre right now? Anime about art. Blue period? Just getting into it but great. Arte? Amazing period piece. Love through a prism? Literally in my top ten shows. Absolute banger. I need more.

[theconceptofbeans]

a great movie that more people need to see is Flatland, from 2007. My math teacher made us watch it once, and we learned absolutely nothing math wise. However, we had some pretty deep thoughts about racism.

In conclusion, the animated movie about shapes is actually a thought provoking social commentary.

[theconceptofbeans]

Just rocked the shit out of my jaw with my own car door. Didn’t even know you could do that.

[theconceptofbeans]

Apparently if you mention that you have proficiency in any niche life skill or just a combination of life skills, then the queers will be interested. Or, at the very least, one specific queer.

[sciencetylia]

I am now legally a Woman. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Suck it transphobes. My gender has been female for years and now my sex is legally female too. 💃

[theconceptofbeans]

Love how when you legally change sexes it comes off as them just revoking your man license. Evicting you from your AGAB, if you will, plus a bonus fine. Also congrats, love to see it

[desinteresse]

Accepted I won’t be getting any lesbian sex any time soon anyway so I might as well get my nails done. Always look at the bright side of life

[theconceptofbeans]

*starts whistling* *music fades out*

[theconceptofbeans]

I would love to go outside more and get fresh air but unfortunately that’s where the GIANT FUCKING ORB that BURNS YOUR SKIN OFF is

[theconceptofbeans]

Like bugs are fine. Most of the time it’s just a little guy crawling around on my book. But I step outside with no protection for five minutes and suddenly I’m a tomato.

[theconceptofbeans]

“Beans, you’re posting so much about nature” “Beans, why do you hate the outdoors” actually I just went camping and had nothing to do but think my weird little thoughts

[theconceptofbeans]

“Beans what are you talking about?” “Beans, you only have one post ever and no one’s even responded to it” shut up. I’ve made more but they are all in my head and you can’t see them because I’m anxious

[theconceptofbeans]

Btw these are the voices in my head talking telling me this

[theconceptofbeans]

“Beans, you’re posting so much about nature” “Beans, why do you hate the outdoors” actually I just went camping and had nothing to do but think my weird little thoughts

[theconceptofbeans]

“Beans what are you talking about?” “Beans, you only have one post ever and no one’s even responded to it” shut up. I’ve made more but they are all in my head and you can’t see them because I’m anxious

[theconceptofbeans]

“Beans, you’re posting so much about nature” “Beans, why do you hate the outdoors” actually I just went camping and had nothing to do but think my weird little thoughts