[lakevida]

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

[catsuggest]

everybeody so enamoured of my small beautéfule face

hope nobeody takinge 15,060 photographs of my slumbers

[number1girl]

me at the job i begged god for

[fairycosmos]

you are just jealous because i am doomed to bear 1000 curses for all eternity

[suiheisen]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[daddyfuckedme]

[magicisalwayswithme]

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[c-53]

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

[c-53]

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

[fortidogi]

[daddyfuckedme]

[czesca]

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[gaylor-moon]

Let’s hear it for our blue collar allies 😌💜💜

[depsidase]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]