Ubiquitination

A 25 year old english girl with Tumblr, book and tv addictions.

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Peer-reviewed tags

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[mens-rights-activia]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[ffcrazy15]

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[c--3phoe]

please tell me you guys see my vision

like its the same, theyre the same

i mean it even works this way, cause you know silver/grey, same same but different.

[academicssay]

[valarrs]

Abubakar Salim as Alyn of Hull

in House of the Dragon

S02E08 ― "The Queen Who Ever Was"

[anakintargaryens]

[murphmurphthejerk]

Shout out to Ser Simon Strong. MVP of season 2 & the only loyal man left in all of westeros apparently. May he live a long life & contunie to serve sass to every man with an inflated ego.

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner-deactiv]

The parallels between Rhaenyra and Alicent showing how one of them is trapped in history and destined to bear a heavy burden while the other one is finally free

[lena-luthor]

[thatrandomblogsays]

Low key want Aegon and larys and Helaena and Alicent to all run away to Essos purely so this can happen

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Daemon: You should address me as My King

Simon Strong:

[nikinikori]

[...] the mother, says about her son, "You got his sweet ways" when she sees the same kindness in her son that his father had.

— "Beloved" by Toni Morrison

[prideprejudce]

alicent busted her ass for years running the entire kingdom while viserys was bedbound just to get tossed aside by her own small council because she is a woman. oh alicent bby......your tiny window in your hand-built prison grows even smaller

[lauraneedstochill]

Viserys I Targaryen and his son Aegon II vs Aegon II and his son Jaehaerys

🔪 inspired by this tweet: