FFcrazy15—Fanfiction Blog

Roman Catholic, fanfiction writer, pro-life, anti-fascist and anti-capitalist. Happily married to the love of my life. :) Multiple blogs are too much to manage, so enjoy the uncurated mess of fandom nonsense, Catholic content, aesthetic boards and moral philosophy musings.

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

[ffcrazy15]

It’s a Tolkein situation. You came for the fandom and the literature, but unexpectedly found yourself in a cozy cottage drinking tea by the fire with way more Catholic stuff on the walls than you anticipated (which you may or may not be awkwardly trying to ignore).

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[titsay]

let's hunt with mama

[academic-vampire]

𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[swan2swan]

#what is this???#i need to know#im so invested

Oh, this? This is the 2000 masterpiece Titan A.E., the master animator Don Bluth's bold venture into the world of Science Fiction. Boasting script treatments by the increasingly-famous Joss Whedon and the voice talents of Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore, Bill Pullman, and Nathan Lane (among others), it was also one of the first ventures of a fresh new sub-studio at Fox called Blue Sky Studios!

It boasted a terrifying premise of a future where alien invaders not only overwhelmed, but physically destroyed the entire Planet Earth--dramatically depicted in a trailer that ran before every single screening of 1999's Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Boldly fusing 2D animation with 3D ships, environments, aliens, and camerawork, it was a tremendous fresh step in the world of animated cinema. Creed's "Higher" was the theme song for the trailers and TV spots.

It made negative seventy million dollars at the box office, bankrupted Fox Animation, and killed animated films forever

[ophilosoraptoro]

This movie and Treasure Planet both deserved better

[scleroticstatue]

TREASURE PLANET WAS SABOTAGED

[petranaradulovic]

not to hijack this post with a deep dive and cultural analysis of this movie but...

The notorious animated film Titan A.E. wasn’t even supposed to be animated

The last film by Fox Animation renders sci-fi tropes with spectacular art

[nicoforlifetrue]

Ae was so good i loved watching it as a kid

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I loved this film :D

[swan2swan]

#watched this one and didn't feel what everyone else did but i'm still glad it exists#would definitely put it above like. bambi or somethin'

I will hunt you for sport if you put ANYTHING above Bambi and I'm not joking.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!

X

[cat-mermaid]

real talk, i saw this other vid 7 years ago where a trainer like this lady gave some of the most important physical health advice I ever heard that changed my life:

#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)

#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!

#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!

#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!

You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility so subtlety and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE

Start getting into these habits now, i don't care if you're 18/25/30/45/50 OR WHATEVER JUST START YOU WON'T REGRET IT!

[moonblossom]

This is honestly super useful and important no matter your age because you never know what might happen to you.

After the great legsplosion of 2023, I still have trouble getting off the floor and I'm only in my 40s. I'm going to try doing this routine regularly to help.

[apesoformythoughts]

via florkofcows

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[aslansjedi]

Today you will be with me in paradise, pen on paper, 2026.

Okay, okay, to explain: (it's probably self explanatory, but I've got to vent, guys)

These are the hands of God and Adam from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling, but now with Jesus on the cross (right) with the thief next to him (left).

In the Sistine Chapel, God is a moment away from bringing Adam to life. Here, the thief knows that death is inevitable—and yet, there is Jesus, bringing life; a life stronger than death, a life that could only be brought by Him, restoring and completing the work that He started at the dawn of time. The great and powerful and impossible becomes simultaneously the smallest, almost unnoticeable gesture. A man on a cross. A few words spoken between two men who know they will die. BUT. This is God, God, and the very fact that He's there, on the cross, human, is God stretching out his hand to where He can reach us, and bring us the life that was destroyed all the way back in the Garden of Eden.

[morningveil]

i will kiss any of you on the mouth if you can contribute to this is any capacity and then i will never beg again. i am putting in the effort to turn things around permanently, and the upcoming move + getting daycare is going to be a major help, but there is a clock ticking to Have The Money Or Lose Your Most Important Shit Forever so if you have any wealthy and sympathetic cousins, this is a good link to send them.

Donate to Help Me Move My Equipment So I Can Be Free, organized by A M

Hey y'all, You were likely directed to this link to donate to a situation the d… A M needs your support for Help Me Move My Equipmen

[ultrafacts]

Source 

[hellkatsally]

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

[bebinn]

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Actual tears.. hnngh

[bee-whistler]

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

[groovypirate]

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

[ultrafacts]

[haydengisearchive-deactivated20]

This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

[clatterbane]

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

[uriesays]

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af

They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.

What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

[kikithegirl]

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

[birdungehrl]

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

[your-uncle-dave]

Damn good people.

[rowsdower-saves-us]

I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them. 

[racethewind10]

Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating. 

[drgaellon]

@copperbadge You like posting about heroes, Sam. Seems like this would be up your alley.

[copperbadge]

I love these folks! I’ve reblogged them before but it’s wonderful to see the donation information has been added. 

[galaxy-of-stories]

Always reblog. Keep doing what you’re doing y'all.

[hurtlittleboy]

Guys? This post changed my life. I saw this post. Forever ago. And thought it was only in america… and wished desperately that they could help me. But then I saw it again, during a bad episode, and checked their site. They aren’t just in the USA

They’re in Canada as well and probably other countries. I met and talked with a native guy who runs the place near me. His name is Shaman. I got in, and I’m considered a BACA child now. Despite being 17, turning 18 when I talked to them. They spent time with me when my abuser was over, they gave me therapy resources. They give you something called a ‘level 1′ where they go to your house with as many bikers as they can, i shit you not a solid 20-40 bikers came from even out of province, and met me. I got to choose my biker name and I got a vest with patches on it and my name on it. They all hugged a Teddybear before giving it to me, and told me if I ever felt the BACA bear was running out of love, to give them a call and they’d refill it for me, and then I got a ride on one of their bikes. Just a day or so ago I went to an annual party with them and they we ate food one of them cooked and had a lot of laughs. 

I’ve never felt as loved as I did being a part of the BACA family. They also gave me dog tags with the names, and phone numbers of my 2 workers.  So I can call them whenever I feel scared. 

BACA is an absolutely wonderful group that will do everything in it’s power to help any child whos been abused. 

And it doesn’t end when you’re 18 either. As long as you get in contact/get your level 1 before you’re 18? you’re ALWAYS a BACA kid. I’m 18 now and they still invite me to parties, ask me if I’m okay, and are there for me. They’re still trying to find me resources for therapy. 

BACA has changed my fucking life. 

I hope you all can read this, and reblog it knowing from someone who fucking been with them, that they are absolutely amazing. 

[feanor-the-dragon]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I am physically being restrained against my will.

[gasdiver2]

Supporting your local hero’s.

[darkangelfoundmyway-069]

FUCKEN AMAZING what these Bikers do!!!! This is why I don’t give up on humanity…

💞🖤💞 Carpe Diem 💞🖤💞

[instructor144]

[pottercastleminds]

Links the International BACA Chapters:

United States

Canada

Australia

Belgium

Denmark

Germany

Spain

France

Italy

Netherlands

Iceland

Austria

Greece

New Zealand

Portugal

Sweden

United Kingdom

Switzerland

B.A.C.A’s Byline: “Keepers of the Children.” B.A.C.A.’s Motto: “No child deserves to live in fear.”

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear biker vests.

[humanjoy]

Had seen this before, but never realised that this is on an international level - there’s even a contact address close to where I live (in Germany), very cool (though hoping the only use I’ll ever have to make of it is for donations) ❤

[stalker-among-the-stars]

That’s a lot of countries.

[margindoodles2407]

help me my friends, i need more than four

[cheerfullycatholic]

Do these count? I'm not sure but they were the first ones I could think of

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

You Lie by The Band Perry

Takedown by HUNTR/X

Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter

Love Yourself by Justin Bieber

Breakin' Dishes by Rihanna

[sunglassesbot]

@cursedchildofchaos

Muppets reference

[morningveil]

what's up. i have it surprisingly high on my to-do list to flesh out a letter to post here that is about being a mother and a sex worker and a dv & trafficking survivor and chronically ill and catholic and irish and hispanic as a u.s. citizen. moreso about how all of those things have impacted the What I Need and the What I Do To Obtain It and man i hate panhandling but that and soliciting sex keep being the last options when i've already tried to do everything myself and it keeps not working because that's not how any of this works.

so i have the framework for a letter explaining what exactly it is i do for work (real ethical work which i would prefer be my only income rather than "shady gig work") and how i plan to crawl the fuck out of these circumstances i'm in but i will flesh those out when i'm not actively trying to find basic needs.

tldr i live at the whim of a system which thrives on using circumstances such as my own as a trap to keep people who have no support network stuck, and to keep their lives a mess with no ways out, so the best i can do is resort to the first instinct we all have when we're born which is to Cry For Help

anyway "in between" housing and really desperately need to save some of my belongings- most of them are getting tossed and that's just fine i'll cope- but Some are very specific to my Line Of Work which purposefully also lines up with How To Save My Toddler. here's a screenshot and a link and a reluctant whore showing up to ask you to share it once again. really trying my best to stfu about this stuff soon is that none of you ever hear anything about it again besides "thank you."

this is a several year long battle for my right to sit in a poorly insulated apartment and work a soul-draining hr job and have all of my children under one roof and drive them to baseball practice or whatever and Be Quiet and Mind My Business and Not Bother Anybody and Not Have Majorly Traumatic Multi Year Disruptions Ever Again.

Donate to Help Me Move My Equipment So I Can Be Free, organized by A M

Hey y'all, You were likely directed to this link to donate to a situation the d… A M needs your support for Help Me Move My Equipmen

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[omnia-mors-aequat-nstrwa]

Dongni Hou

[praiseandpineneedles]

Husband lost his job today because they are eliminating his position. Please say a prayer for us.