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[kimberlyn-breanne]

[allthethingskarenloves]

Art by Karina Farek. 

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

[disneyforprincesses]

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

[mathemagicalmlp-deactivated2024]

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

[huntsman-ash]

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

[coolmanfromthepast]

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

[mornington-the-crescent]

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

[corpuscaiiosum]

And since she was making suits for superheroes of color in the 50′s she’s a tolerant tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer

[corpuscaiiosum]

Tiny tolerant tasteful tactile textile engineer

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mothers can grow more testicles than any male

[matthejew-blog]

[predux]

[elizabetbennet]

#relatable

[justaselfharmer]

[patterbay]

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

[lycanthropire]

Oh this is GORGEOUS

[capnskull]

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

[tylanderrr]

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[blancosmom]

[travitrav]

Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I never knew I needed something so badly until this

[oxfordsandafros]

[totheonedegree]

Yes yes

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

WORD

[bundyspooks]

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

[niechys]

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

[raventao]

Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.

There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Washing your hands after you pee and not before is like saying “It’s OK to share the world with your dick, but it’s not ok to share your dick with the world.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, around a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

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