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My fics are also expanding past the jackass fan fiction, I love them but I love other stuff too so I'm gonna hit the pause button on jackass. HOWEVER, if there are any other fandoms you like, reach out and I'll probably be able to write for you!!
Something Broken Can Always Be Fixed | Johnny Knoxville x Fem!Reader
Hi there sweethearts, this is based off of this request here
warning: regular jackass stupidity (I mean c'mon now you know what to expect) kissing, Angst, arguing, teeth rotting fluff, cursing, hot sexy men doing dumb shit, mentions of injury, slight smut if you squint with a magnifying glass
Author's note: I love writing requests for you guys pls keep em coming!!! I really hope you enjoy this because I know you asked for a lot of fluff but I needed to have SOME angst in order for the story to work. As always lemme know what you think in the comments your feedback means the world to me. If you have any requests no matter how wierd and bizarre they are I'll make it happen!! Enjoy the storyyyyyyyy :)
Every person on the cast of Jackass knows the number one rule of working with bulls. Never ever have a bad attitude, this wasn't just a set rule it was simply there for everyone's safety. Unfortunately the one time this rule wasn't followed I was on the receiving end of the consequences.
The morning of the accident started off as any other. I woke up in my apartment that I shared with my husband, but when I got out of bed I quickly realized that Johnny wasn't home. "Fuck" I say to myself getting my phone out and calling him. "hello?" I hear on the other end of the phone when he answers. "Hi Johnny, care to tell me, your wife, where the fuck you are?" I say more irritated then before.
"I went out with the boys last night and I guess I crashed at O's last night" he says still sounding half asleep. I cannot fucking believe him. I figured this morning would go well. Sure we haven't been spending as much time with each other as we used to but we've been busy. I had plans to make him breakfast and we could head to the shoot together and everything would be great.
But no, unfortunately for me I went to be alone, again. Which has become a common occurrence lately. "Whatever, let's just talk when you get home, preferably before filming today. I would like to see my husband at some point" I say. "Yep" he says into the phone. "I love yo-" before I can even finish my sentence he hung up. Instead of sulking on what seems like my dying marriage I decide to clean up both our messy apartment and my mind. I decide to pick up all of our dirty laundry and start a load of laundry for the first time in a bit. I also cleaned up the kitchen and did the dishes finally wanting my life to feel put together again.
After making a grocery list, I decide to get in the shower and clean myself along with the rest of my home. I take my clothes off and set them in the hamper in our bathroom while the water heats up. I step into the shower and let the water flow down my body as my mind floods with thoughts. I try and clear the negativity away, knowing that I will be working with bulls later and knowing the consequences if things go wrong.
Once I'm done cleaning myself, I turn off the water and step out of the shower while wrapping a towel around my body and hair while also putting my slipper on my feet. I step out of the bathroom and go to the laundry room to see if my clothes are done in the dryer. Before I can even make it there I hear the door open, I look over and see my husband. "Hey baby, you look nice" he says coming over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist. I embrace him trying to forget my anger, as this is the first time my husband has been affectionate with me in who knows how long. I wrap my arms around his neck pulling him into a kiss. "God I missed you" he says railing his lips down my neck. "Johnny baby we have to leave soon can I get dressed please?" I say looking into his tired eyes.
He stopped his actions and pulls away from me. "Whatever" he says before going to the fridge to pull out a beer. "Really you're drinking already? You do know we have to film later right, or are you too hungover from being out all night that you forgot" I say continuing my journey to the laundry room to get dressed for the day. "Oh for the love of god, I don't come home one night and wanna have one beer and suddenly your up my ass about everything I do!" he says taking a long sip of the beer. I grab a pair of jeans and a graphic tea to wear out of the dryer and walk into our shared bedroom to get dressed.
He follows me to the bedroom. "It's not just one night Johnny! You do it all the fucking time, I barely fucking see you! Today was the first time you even fucking kissed me in go knows how long!" I start to get loud but not quite yelling. Usually I wouldn't mind changing in front of him but at the current moment I don't want to be vulnerable around him. "Oh so this is about how I can do better right, why're you changing in the damn bathroom? I'm your husband for christ sake, do you really just not fuckin' like me or something" he says still drinking the beer.
"Yes this absolutely is about what you can do better. I wanted one fucking morning for you to actually be here! Is that so hard to ask Johnny? Is it so fucking absurd that I want to cook breakfast for my husband and do something nice for him? Clearly it is because my husband doesn't even want to fucking sleep in the same bed as me at night let alone come home!" I say coming out of the bathroom now fully dressed. "You were going to cook breakfast for me?" He says looking somewhat regretful of his previous decisions. "Yes! I was! I thought the reason why you don't come home is because you don't love me anymore! I just wanted to do something nice for you for once! And then MAYBE just maybe you'll actually want to spend time with me!" say say now yelling at him.
"Y/N I DO WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!" he says yelling back. "JOHNNY IF YOU LOVE ME FUCKING SHOW UP FOR ONCE!" I say starting to cry. I grab my purse and car keys, not even caring that my hair is damp and I didn't do my makeup. "Johnny you need to pick between the bottle and having fun or me! I'm leaving to go to set, Please at least change your clothes from yesterday!" I say after putting on my shoes. I walk out of our apartment and out to my car.
When I get in my car I just sit there and cry for a second, the day I imagined going perfectly ended up going awful and its only ten am. I wipe my tears and drive to set. When I get there I get out and walk up to the bull arena where we will be working today. I take a deep breath and act like everything is alright. While waiting for everything to be set up I make easy conversation with Dave and Ehren talking about whatever came to our mind. When Johnny arrived I didn't notice but everyone else did. Anyone around could tell he was irritated. But, If you were one of the people around you could also tell he was wearing the same thing as me. I had one a plain black jackass t-shirt with the logo, a pair of blue jeans, and my black converse. Coincidentally he was also wearing a black jackass shirt, blue jeans, and black converse. He didn't talk to anyone at first just sat in a chair near me.
"Aww you guys are matching how gay" Bam says giggling with Ryan. "We are?" I say looking down at my outfit and at his. "Yes ma'am" Johnny says with a small smile, before standing up and walking towards me. "Is it wrong to love my wife? You guys need to hop off my dick" he says to the guys before walking up and putting and arm around me. I allow the gesture to happen, attempting to forget our fight. "Well this is news to me" Bam says with a cackle. "What the hell are you talking about?" Johnny says pulling me close by my waist. "Baby you need to calm down" I say placing my hand on top of his. "Nah Sweetheart I wanna know what the fuck margera's on about" he says with a southern twang peaking through as he got angrier. "What I'm saying is for the past few weeks you've been acting like she doesn't fucking matter, so I'm just shocked you even want to be near her" Bam says. I could instantly tell Johnny was a thousand times more upset than earlier. It is one thing for the two of us to argue but if someone else insults our relationship that just infuriates him.
"Ok Fuck you" Johnny says going to throw hands. Before he can lay a finger on him Jeff steps in to pull Johnny aside. "KNOXVILLE COME WITH ME NOW!" Jeff says not wanting to upset the bulls. When the two men are alone together they talk about the situation. "Knox c'mon man what's going on? You know the rule about the bulls. I don't give a shit about your problems put them to the side so we can get this bullshit over with ok?" Jeff says with irritation dripping from his voice. "Sorry man, I'm just having a day, don't worry I'll get it together especially since Y/n is apart of the stunt" Johnny says finally taking accountability and realizing he messed up.
As he walks back to the bull arena he calms himself down to prepare for the stunt. As much as he would love to talk to you before the stunt and apologize its time to do the stunt. "Ok Bam, Dunn, Knoxville, and Y/n please come get your hats for the toro trotter" Jeff says. I walk up to Jeff and grab both mine and Johnny's hats for the stunt. I go and find him and give him the hat "Here I grabbed this for you" I say with a sad smile on my face. "Thank you baby" He said putting his hand on the side of my face pulling me in for a kiss. After that the two of us walked into the arena getting on the trotter with our stupid little propeller hats.
"ROLLING" I hear from behind the cameras. "Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and The last person on the teeter totter is gonna be the winner" he says. The contraption was really two teeter totters put together. On one set was Bam and Dunn across from each other, and me and Johnny on the other side also sitting across from each other. "It's gonna be a blood bath!" I say excitedly. "God I love you" Johnny says with a loud laugh.
As the Bull entered the ring we instantly locked in, maneuvering accordingly to avoid the attacks the bull was giving us. Dunn was the first one to fall off, I let out a big laugh enjoying this experience. Bam was the next to go instantly following Bam. "C'mon Baby, its just you and me" Johnny says with a laugh. Right after he says the the Bull lunges at me before I could go up in time. It hits me right in the leg, I let out the loudest scream imaginable. " FUCK MY LEG!" I scream. Immediate Johnny gets off of his end and picks me up to carry me to safety. The bull wrangler got the bull out of the ring and Johnny had placed me on the ground. "I NEED A MEDIC MY WIFE IS HURT" He yells towards the crew. "I got you baby the medic is on the way" He says starting to cry while putting his hands on either side of my face. "It hurts johnny, please make it stop hurting" I say while in immense pain. "I've got you sweetheart, the people are coming to make it stop hurting" he says with tears streaming down his face as the medics arrive. They put me on the stretcher and take me to the ambulance I end up passing out on the way to the hospital.
When I woke up the pain is almost gone but I feel funny from anxiety. I take a second and look around and see no one in my room. Parts of me start to panic. I hear voices outside of the room, but don't see anyone. Before anything else happens a nurse comes into my room. "Hi Y/n I'm your nurse, seems you took quite a tumble with the stunt you preformed today. I'm gonna take your vitals and as soon as your husband is back you should be free to be discharged" she says walking up to me taking notes on a clipboard. "Alright, do you know where my husband is?" I ask. "He went out for a bit but he should be back soon honey, It looks like your vitals are looking good and you should be free to go" she says before grabbing something by my bed. "Now you did end up fracturing your lower leg, its not severe, just a greenstick fracture which means the bone is not fully broken. However that does mean you will be put in a boot for 6 weeks maybe longer but I will set you up a follow up appointment in a couple of weeks with your physician" she says. "Oh sorry dear one more thing, be careful on your crutches and probably stay off your feet for a day or two, you took a nice bump to your head, you don't have a concussion but things will feel funny for a few days" she says as Johnny walks in holding flowers and a bag of things. "Well Mr. and Mrs. Knoxville feel free to gather your belongings and you are free to be discharged and go home" she says before leaving.
Johnny sets the bag down and walks towards me with the flowers, and sits on the chair next to my hospital bed. "Hi baby, how do you feel?" he says setting the flowers on my bed and placing his hand in mine. "I feel better now you're here, I wanna go home now" I say smiling at him. "Ok honey, I went home and brought you some clothes since yours were dirty. I also got you your favorite flowers" he says making up for our arguments earlier. "Johnny baby can you help me to the bathroom?" I ask him not fully knowing to use the crutches. "Yes ma'am" he says helping me stand up and put the crutches under my arms. He guided me to the bathroom. "Here lemme grab the clothes for ya" He says before walking out and coming back within a matter of seconds. "I figured you'd wanna be comfy so I grabbed my sweat pants and my big ole' shirt for ya honey" He says before moving the crutches out of the way and propping me up on the counter. "Can I take off your gown baby?" he asks still worried about how I didn't change in front of him earlier. "Yes please " I say wanting to get out of the ratty hospital gown as soon as possible.
Before he takes off the gown he slides the sweatpants up my legs and lifting my butt up of the counter to fit the pants around my hips. He then wraps his arms around me to untie the back of the hospital gown. "I've got you sweetheart, I'm not going anywhere" he says. He takes the gown off leaving me in just a bra I had thrown on this morning. He then gently puts his t-shirt on me as if he was afraid I was going to crumple in his arms. When he is done putting the clothes on me, before he takes me off the counter he wraps his arms around my waist and buries his face into my neck. I instantly reciprocate the hug. "I'm really sorry about earlier" he says. "We'll talk later right now I just wanna go home" I say back to my husband. "Ok baby, ready to get down?" he asks waiting for my nod before taking me off the counter and helping me with the crutches. As I walk out of the bathroom Johnny grabs a wheel chair from beside the bed and wheels it over to me. I sit down and hold my crutches as he takes me out of the hospital.
When we make it to the car, he opens the door for me and helps me in, he even helps me with my seat belt. He puts the crutches along with the rest of our belongings in the back seat and then returns the wheelchair. When he gets in the car he sits there for a second before starting the car and just looks at me. He reaches out his hand and holds mine. Tight. "I love you so much, Y/n you have no idea" he says before leaning over to kiss me. He then starts the car and drives us home.
When we reach the apartment complex he lets me out of the car and helps with my crutches before grabbing our bags. When we got into our apartment he set me up in our bed, turned on my favorite movie, got me a cup of water and ordered my favorite dinner. "Ok, dinner should be here in 20" he says coming back into our room, sitting on the bed next to me. "Is there anything else I can get for you darlin'?" he asks me looking at me with puppy dog eyes. "No baby, but thank you for everything, you're the best husband I could ask for" I say leaning into his side as he wraps his arm around me. "No I'm not and that's the problem. There's something I need to get off my chest." He says turning more into me. "I need to apologize for the complete and utter baffoon I have been, I not only disrespected you, I completely abandoned you and my duties as a husband. Words can't describe how sorry I am for hurting you in so many ways, especially today. You were just trying to do something nice for me and I chose the bottle over you. I also put your safety at rick today, I knew we had a bull stunt and I still chose to be a complete jack off. From now on I'm gonna try and be not just a better person but a better husband" He paused for a second. By now tears were streaming down my face and his. "Today when you got hurt I didn't know what to do. You were in so much pain because of my recklessness. And the day we got married I took a vow to be with you in sickness and in health and came very close to breaking that promise. I'm so fucking sorry baby, I love you so much" He says wiping the tears from my face and putting his hands on either side of my face. "I love you too Johnny" I say as I pull him in for a kiss.
He takes it one step further by deepening the kiss, he moves so I'm on my back and he's over me. He moves so he is between my legs, while being cautious of my injured leg. I wrap my good leg around his waist as his hands go to my waist, my hands wrap around his shoulders.
"I'm sorry I haven't loved you in the way you deserve" he says before kissing down my neck, only making me let out a small moan. "Uhh that's it baby, its been too long huh?" he says teasing me and letting out a groan that made the growing wet spot in between my legs even worse. His kisses travel from my neck down my chest. "God How I ever fumbled this is insane, You're so fucking gorgeous baby" He says while continuing to trail kisses down my body. As soon as he made his way between my thighs there was a knock at the door. "Fucking cock block" he mutters under his breath before placing a chaste kiss to my lips. "Be right back babydoll" he says before leaving the bedroom.
When he returns he has two plates of pasta from my favorite take-out place. "Here you go honey, I ordered you the Alfredo and garlic bread" he says handing me my plate. After having a nice evening of eating dinner in bed, and watching my favorite movies, some of them including Johnny in them just to tease him. "Can we please watch Men In Black 2 we already watched the first one, plus I would get to see double of your hot face"I ask with a cute face knowing he'll say yes. "anything for you dear" he smirks intensively with that look of love I've come to know all our years being together.
Authors note: i was gonna make it longer but i have insane brain fog rn so I will prolly make a pt 2 i just really hate having yall wait for your requests
Hi! Ok I have a kinda freaky fanfic request.. hopefully you can do it..👀
request: fem! Reader x Johnny Knoxville
Idea: reader is doing a stunt (something where she is wrapped up in rope) and the boys are like throwing stuff at her(idk i haven’t thought that much for the stunt) and she is getting very bloody but she wants them to keep going cuz it’s good footage but they all want her to stop but while they are trying to convince her, she faints from exhaustion and blood lost and uhm.. you have to unfortunately think of the rest since that’s all I got! Hopefully it’s good! And not too odd :3
Thanks!
Oh honey I fucking got you!! Just got a couple questions, do you care if it has smut, fluff, angst, all of the above? And do you like being my favorite request i've gotten?
A moment of silence for the trans men who, due to their assigned gender at birth, have been legally banned from speaking in public in areas under Taliban rule.
A moment of silence for the trans men who, due to their assigned gender at birth and religious backgrounds, have been taught that they are forbidden from being anything but broodmares to a man they may or may not consent to marriage or sex with.
A moment of silence for the trans men who died in childbirth from a pregnancy they may or may not have consented to.
A moment of silence for the trans men who dropped out of high school after getting pregnant.
A moment of silence for the trans men who only knew their desire for masculinity, but were beaten to death for it and told they were going to hell.
A moment of silence for the trans men who had their clitorises mutilated by female genital mutilation.
A moment of silence for the trans men who died without ever once getting to wear pants or cut their hair the way they wanted.
A moment of silence for the trans men who committed suicide rather than be seen as a woman anymore.
A moment of silence for the trans men who never were allowed to learn how to read.
A moment of silence for the trans men with perfectly treatable conditions who were allowed to die to avoid violating "modesty" rules.
A moment of silence for the trans men subjected to honor killings.
A moment of silence for the trans men who were murdered by abusive partners.
A moment of silence for the trans men who were subject to "hymen checks."
Hi lovely ladies, I just wanna say that I feel really bad about having horrible consistency when posting. I also have a lot of fics in my drafts and requests to complete. I just wanted to let y'all know I'm not neglecting you my children. I've just been really busy and I have a lot of stuff going on but once finals are over I will post so many fics I make this app crash then I will do the same with Wattpad and ao3. So yeah I love you and want to make you happy with your requests and give fics of my own there are just not enough hours in the day.
Xoxo lovely lady
ALSO please do not let this hold you back from requesting things, MY SHIT IS ALWAYS OPEN!!
In fact I encourage you, no matter how weird or embarrassing, no matter what fandom, no matter if it's smut or not. Even if you just wanna say something. REQUEST PUHLEASE!!
I beg people for the love of god if you are writing about a certain character please stop tagging ya’lls fics with another character from a completely different project just because it’s the same actor and you want your work to get more attention…. like genuinely. I don’t want read a fic where the character the actor plays is evil, or misogynistic, or racist, or a homophobe when I’m looking for a fic where the character is a green flag and would never do such terrible things. It’s not even just about it being annoying but it can also be triggering to some who deal with certain things a specific character might’ve done like SA or domestic violence. I just feel like overall, it’s unnecessary and annoying.
Warnings: Regular stupidity and recklessness shown whenever this man is on screen, cursing, arguing, bad bitches
Author's note: this is a special fic requested by my dear friend, I couldn't think of what to write and then I watched a movie and was inspired. Basically the plot of the movie 5 year engagement. The reader can essentially be gender neutral but I wrote it with a female in mind. Not proof read, several spelling errors, not time accurate
Taglist: @katiematie88 @nikkisixxforpresident
When I first met Chris Pontius it was love at first sight. I had grown up being fairly close friends with Johnny Knoxville, one year I got invited to a Halloween party full of his friends. That's when me and Chris met. I still remember the song that was playing. To this day it is still one of my favorite songs, coincidentally it was first date by blink 182. I thought it was perfect as it was the night we fell in love.
I truly admired everything about him. Was he an idiot who was always getting hurt, yes. But he was my idiot nonetheless. He had his job and I had mine, he was working on movie sets and I was a photographer. We both loved our jobs so much, and none of that changed after a few years of dating when we finally became engaged. "hey honey!", Chris says as he walks into our shared apartment. I was in the kitchen making dinner after getting off work early, when I felt his hands wrap around my waist. "Hey baby, how was work today?" I replied to him, turning my body to face him so I can wrap my arms around his neck.
My favorite thing about our relationship is how wholesome he is. He is also such an amazing partner who is never mad. I truly envy him but to be fair he is mostly a delightful airhead. " It was good yeah, how was your day?", he says placing a piece of my hair behind my ear with his hand, and then resting it on my jaw.
I instantly melted into his touch, loving the feeling of his calloused hands against my smooth skin. "It was really good, I got done with my photo shoot early and thought I'd make you dinner!" I say reaching up to place my lips on top of his. "I love you so much" Chris says as he pulls away. After eating dinner the two of us decide to sit on the couch and watch a movie.
I sit with my legs tucked under me, as I lean into his embrace. "Hey honey", he says running his hand up and down my arm. "Yeah babe?" I say still not facing him, half paying attention to whatever movie was playing on the tv. "I have something to tell you" he says with a very serious tone. I automatically sit up and face him as well as mentally prepare myself for what he's about to say.
I don't say anything but he takes me nodding as a cue to continue. "I got offered a contract today for another project" he says. " That seems like it would be a good thing why do you sound so sad?" I say rubbing my hand up and down his arm to comfort the man who is already barely in touch with his emotions. "Heh, see that's the thing, the contract is for me and steve-o to do our own show". He says completely avoiding eye contact. "Once again I'm not seeing the issue here" I say. "Well Y/n the show would be me and steve-o traveling the world. We would have to constantly be gone." He says.
Before I respond I put my hand into his and interlock our fingers. I take my hand that isn't currently in his and place it on his jaw to make him look at me. "Chris look at me baby", when he finally makes eye contact I continue. "I love you and will drop everything so you can live your dreams. Besides, I can take photos anywhere right" I say with a bittersweet smile on my face. "Really?" He says with tears starting to form in his eyes. "Christopher Andrew Pontius, I love you completely with my whole heart and soul. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, I wanna get married, I wanna have your kids, I wanna grow old with you. And I don't care how long it takes. We can put off getting married, I will follow you to the moon and back, besides marriage is just a legal formality. Ok, I fucking love you, and absolutely nothing will change that" I say wiping a tear that rolled down his cheek.
He didn't say anything, which I anticipated. In all the years we have been together when he feels strong emotions he doesn't nessecarily know how to use his words. Instead he simply grabs my face on both sides and leans in to kiss me. It felt like our first kiss all over again. Fireworks erupted as out lips touched. I decide to take things one step further by placing my hands on his shoulders and reaching my legs over him to straddle his lap. The kiss deepens even further, his hands are now on my waist pulling me impossibly close to him.
My hands travel from the back of his neck into his hair as his lips travel to my neck. As he continues he lets out the sexiest groan I've ever hear which made me let out a quiet moan that I try to hide. "no, don't try to hide baby, I fucking love you, embarrassment and all" this alone made me wanna never leave this man's presence. As he continues to attack my neck, my hips subconsciously move back and fourth creating a friction against him. God it was so perfect I wish this moment would last forever. Unfortunately that was not the case.
The problem wasn't inherently something Chris had done, it had everything to do with how I was fitting in. I guess I miscalculated how poorly I would transition. Don't get me wrong I absolutely loved traveling the world for wildboyz, I just feel useless and out of place. I just couldn't fit in to this life style no matter how hard I tried to push these negative feelings down.
After nearly a year of traveling around filming, I still tried to feel happy for my fiance but I just wasn't happy in general. "Chris" I say walking out of the bathroom of our hotel room. "Yes honey?" He says with an exhausted look on his face.
During the time here no matter how much time I was with Chris put only alone time was sleeping. His work took so much out of him, I'm so unbelievably proud of him. I just feel like there is so much distance between us and our relationship isn't what it used to be. "Can we talk" I say with a blank look on my face. "Of course" he says getting into the bed. "I'm …", I try and get out but it's really hard to express how I feel without belittling his accomplishments. I just rip the bandaid. "I'm going back home", I remain silent for a second. "Ok, do you wanna talk about it" wasnt the response I anticipated from my fiance.
I was expecting a why? Or a more exasperated reaction. I stay silent with a puzzled face. "That's all you have to say?" I try and say with as little animosity as possible. "Y/n I can tell your not happy, I just wish you would have told me sooner" he says rubbing a hand down his face. We sit in total silence for a bit before he opens his mouth to say something. "When are you leaving?" He asks with sorrow in his eyes. "Tomorrow morning" I reply flatly. The empty feeling of loneliness consumes me entirely. We both sat there in silence. I overthought and over analyzed every single part of this conversation before I could even say anything.
"I just want you to know, I'm not leaving because I don't love you. I'm going back home because I need to learn how to love myself too" I say crawling in bed next to him, but still not touching. "I love you too, I just want you to be happy, and I can't give you that" he says turning to face me in the bed. In a way it was completely bittersweet, I really do love Chris with my whole heart and wan't him to continue succeeding in his career. Only problem is I don't see any room for me. The next morning I continued my life like before I had left to travel my life with who I thought was the love of my life. As I went back to being a photographer, Chris continued to travel the world doing Wildboyz with Steve-o.
One day about 10 months after I came back I had run into Johnny Knoxville. Who has been one of my best friends my whole life, so it was nice to see him again after all this time. I was at the liquor store picking up some wine for a work party being thrown two days from now in my honor. I signed a contract with Vogue to start taking photos for their magazine. Which is a very big step in my career. When I saw him, for the first time since before I even left for Wildboyz I felt as if everything will be okay.
"Y/n is that you? Oh my god dude how are you man?" Johnny says walking up to me before embracing me in a hug. I instantly hug him back. "Johnny, Hi, Im doing really good! I missed you so much man how are things" I say pulling away from his embrace. "I mean it's been...I'm not gonna lie it's been better" he says rubbing his hand up and down the back of his neck. "Oh? I would've figured with wildboyz airing and Jackass 2 coming out soon, things would be going fucking amazing" I say to him putting the bottles of wine in the basket in my basket. "Well you would think that, but uh certain people on our cast haven't really been themselves and its affecting everyone. Steve-o is going sober, dunn got injured while filming that has fucked just everything up for everyone, Bam is well hes bam he fucks everything up all the time, and Pontiu-" He starts to say his name before I cut him off.
"What's going on with Chris?" I say with a worried look on my face. "well pontius he uh he" He says beating around the bush. "Whats going on with Chris?" I say sternly. "He hasn't been the same at all since whatever the fuck happened between you two. Hes a zombie mayn, not to mention he's been having these fits of anger for no reason" he replies in fear of what I would do. "Oh" I say. "I don't know what happened, quite frankly I don't care I just want my friends back"he says. God he is so vain I think to myself. "Well Johnny, its been nice seeing you but I have to go" i say before heading to the front to pay for my wine. "See yuh mayn" he says with a huge huff as he walks away.
That night I went to our old shared apartment to see him. As I take the elevator up I think of all the possible things that could go wrong. The ding from the machine pulls me out of my thoughts. I walk down the hall to the apartment and knock on the door.
"Coming" I here from an annoyed voice behind the door. When he opens the door I take in his appearance not knowing what to say. His eyes have huge bags under them, exhaustion plagued him, he didn't look like Chris. My Chris. He resembled a shell of the person he once was, a zombie. "Y/n" he speaks first. "Hi, can I come in" I say in hopes he will listen to what I have to say. "Uh yeah.. I mean it's a mess but.. please" he says moving to let me in through the door. I look around at what used to be OUR apartment. Everything is the same yet so different. The memories that we once shared still paint the walls, everything is a token of our shared moments.
"Ca-" "So-" we both say at the same time. "You go first" he chuckles. God I missed his laugh. "can I just say I missed you" I say honestly yet still holding back the truth. "I missed you too sweetheart" He says with so much genuine happiness on his face. "I'm sorry I left "It's not your fault" he says taking a step closer. "whatever, I also wanted to say how proud I am of you and all the work you have been putting in the past 2 years" I say looking up into his beautiful eyes. He takes it a step further, there's now almost no space between us. I decide to take the leap of faith and reach my arms around his neck pulling him down into a hug. He instantly wrapped his arms around my waist pulling me impossibly close.
Almost as if he was afraid I was gonna disappear, for good. I reciprocated the feeling not wanting the moment to end. Before i could say anything tears stream down my cheeks. I could feel that he was also crying when I felt his tears fall onto my shoulder. "I never wanna let you go again" he mumbles into my neck. "Please don't let me go chris" i say the tears falling harder. "I won't baby, I'm here". The nickname he gave me many years ago still had the same affect on me as when he first said it.
After sitting there holding each other for what felt like forever I eventually worked up enough energy to say something. "Honey I love you but you smell" I say with a giggle wiping the tears away from his eyes. "What freaking ever" he says leaning down to press a kiss to my lips.
Hey man, just wanna say if you support AI use of any kind politely get the fuck off my page. Especially if it's with any form of art. It's stupid, uses too many resources, it is incredibly harmful to the environment, and it takes the love and creativity out of art. As someone who likes to share their art (my writing) I wouldn't want someone to spend significantly less time putting a prompt into chat gpt and having it write it. I spend a lot of time and effort making sure my fics are somewhat acceptable, even tho I still critique them HARD. Quite frankly it makes my work feel stupid and useless. Also just wanna add if you support ice, the big orange in office, or are maga please leave my page alone. I'm not very strict on things here. I'll write smut, I don't really care if you're a minor, fuck I'll even make a sponge bob fan fic if it would make y'all happy. But if you support the state of America right now with everything going on, do not support my work as well. So yeah there's my rant, love y'all!
Side note: if you have a problem with anything I just said clearly we're not meant to be babe 😚🩷
HIII!!! Uhm I hope your requests are still open and that you still write for jackass cuz i would really like to request a fanfic!
fem reader x Johnny Knoxville!! Lots of fluff where reader had broken her leg or arm and has to rest but she still wants to hang out with the guys and what not while they are filming stunts and pranks and stuff so Johnny takes care of her for the day and like carries her around!
Btw your fics are amazing!! :D
Oh my gosh thank you so much! I would absolutely love to make this happen for you love! I have a lot on my roster to write at the moment but I will get to this as soon as I can, hopefully it will get done this weekend. Also absolutely obsessed with this idea!!!
Ik i said on the post u commented on ive been looking for more 5sos fics but i did start to rlly like supernautral!! Can u write a fluffy sam winchester fic??
YES QUEEN! Your wish is my command! Honestly I can do both if you'd like. Or whatever fandom you would like!!!!
when the fic has 10k+ words, fluff, angst, smut right at the end, friends to lovers, character who’s down bad for reader, AND Y/N DOESNT ACT LIKE A CHILD
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