Chef Anon

The Anon who cooks and bakes, any recipe can come your way.

[thecookinganon]

A master post for the master chef

I am Chef Anon, the Anon who cooks and bakes.

If you desire, here is my full picture.

I shall cook up any recipe, I use they/them pronouns. Have a good day.

Ah yes, I almost forgot.

@novacelestial @lurker-shares-xeir-hoard

And last but not least, @anonymous-verse

[thecookinganon]

*[stuffs all of your dry spaghetti noodles into my mouth and runs]*

-- 🦗 anon

Why

[billciphersrpblog]

Dear Bill,

I'm coming for you. I'm keeping the balance and you cannot stop me.

Sincerely, Multiverse Anon.

OH NO, I AM SO SCARED. WHAT EVER WILL I DO ABOUT SOME RANDOM ANON.

[multiverse-anon]

@anonymous-verse

I would prefer some backup if necessary.

[arsontheanon]

HELLO I AM HERE FOR BURNING SOMETHING ALIVE

[temmie-dah-anon]

HOi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

[confusedanonistrying]

I’m here to watch this go down and maybe get involved in the chaos.

[wish-anon]

What???

[aqua-anon]

Here to help!

[tierra-anon]

So I am!

[host00anon]

What

[catnon]

Meow mrrr mew

(Time to kill)

[thecookinganon]

Cat what the heck-

[thecookinganon]

I watch you sleep at night :)

Uhhhhh

I'm just going to leave..

[thecookinganon]

Bet

*evaporates from this current existence*

-TOOB

(p.s. Arson wants to kill me lmao)

You deserve it

[thecookinganon]

Oh?

-TOOB anon

Chaos. Please. I hate them.

[thecookinganon]

*pools into this existence*

I'm bored so ima-

*steals some random empty plastic bag and bolts*

-Theft out of boredom anon

I have someone for you to steal from!

[thecookinganon]

I wanna one dark matter

-Assnon

I don't think I can help with that....

[thecookinganon]

Hello there! I need your help with something. You see, I’m trying to make a stir fry, but it keeps catching on fire. Do you know a way to keep it from burning?

-Tea Anon

Oh of course! Here, I'll help! (Sorry for the late reply I fell asleep)

[thecookinganon]

[bites you [/aff]] :)

-- 🦗 anon

.. why.

[chaos-the-anon]

May I have a 20 pc chicken nuggets?

Go ask @mcanonworker

[mcanonworker]

Sorry but we are currently closed as Mctort is missing somewhere and Mcshiter is trying to find them.

You can try @thecookinganon though

[thecookinganon]

Hello!

[thecookinganon]

Sorry guys

[thecookinganon]

Huh? Tell me what? Is there something I should know?

-M.I.C.A

I do that everytime in the first place.

Besides, my hands are pretty thick, I don't feel it as much.

[thecookinganon]

The new roleplay server!

Thank you to @artist-an0n for teaching me how to add Tupper box!

[thecookinganon]

AWESOME!!! I'm not sure you'll want to cook for me after you see who I am, though. Anyways, here's my spell!

For the next 15 asks, every time you use an oven, you end up burning your hand. Not badly, and it doesn't leave a scar, but it still happens every time.

By the way, I'm Mildly Irritating Curse Anon! It's nice to meet ya!

-M.I.C.A

Well uh... @artist-an0n @tinynon @catnon should I tell them?

[thecookinganon]

HELLO!! Do you allow Magic Anons on your blog? Just curious!

-M.I.C.A

I do! Speaking of which would you like to order anything?

[thecookinganon]

Alright, another day another... Hm... Eh, better open.

*Chef opens the restaurant!*