Hymns of the Songdog

Male, metalhead, animal lover, reptile enthusiast, polyamorous, Satanist, Viking, kinkster, and all around awesome

[laveyinthehouse]

[occultclassicalart]

DORÉ, Gustave (1832-1883) Illustration for John Milton’s “Paradise Lost” Ed. Orig.

[cineraria]

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

[larryslove]

This is why I love Tumblr.

[kiddjmccann]

two hours later i click reblog

[bruve-blog]

five hours later i click reblog

[guactactical-deactivated2017040]

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

[thecoyotemoon]

I have 3 cats at home, but I still love this.

[falloutpages]

Who’s ready for the next chapter of the bloody #Fallout franchise?

[thecoyotemoon]

Been running into some issues lately with my mentality and my polyamorous side. I know that both my wife and I are wired and completely capable of holding poly relationships - we have done so for the vast majority of our relationship. However, I've been finding myself a bit at odds with myself. There are so many people that see poly as just another excuse to cheat, to have sex with anyone you'd like, to not have to commit to anyone, and many other misconceptions. Our roommate is one of those people that perpetuates these concerns. Tonight, he decided to bring home a random online hookup, which normally I wouldn't have an issue with, but this time it was right after a fight with his non-girlfriend / primary casual interest. To top it off, though, his primary was there in the living room with us when he brought over the random girl, paraded her through the room, then went to his bedroom. The way he treats women, the way he strives to only care about himself and nothing else...I don't want anyone to ever think that poly is this way. But every time he does something like this, or anyone else starts to demonize me as if I do everything the same way he does...It breaks me a bit each and every time.

[anti-cosmic-satanism]

♥

[thecoyotemoon]

These aren't hard to follow, people!

[babylizard-blog]

this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

[thecoyotemoon]

This makes me so happy...

[distinguishedbaloney]

[umbriss]

Wow that’s some bullshit?

[sluttyvegeta-deactivated2019111]

How to be a shitty parent

[hesgreatness]

how is this shitty parenting if i tell you to be home at a certain time you better be there. Shit my mom would have been out looking for me.

[sluttyvegeta-deactivated2019111]

Right? How is this shitty at all?? If i tell you to be home at a certain time you better be there or else you aren’t allowed in the home. I care about my kids safety so much I’ll endanger them when they dont listen to me.

[squidwardchat-deactivated202205]

i do not have the energy to explain why this is a shitty thing to do but yeah it’s shit

[ip2lb]

I do! If you’re gonna be a vindictive little shit to your kids, you shouldn’t be having them. Having abusive parents like the ones up here fucked up my perception of love and affection. 

I got locked out of the house all the time just like this poor kid. Do you know how fucking cold it gets at night? NO because you’re cushy and comfortable behind those decorated glass doors! I slept in 30 °F weather. I was on the swim team so I had to wake up and run with the team at 5 am then go to class. I’d wake up with frozen hair and bugs crawling on me. I’d start crying and it would rain fucking cold water. I had no friends in the neighborhood to go to. I’m still somewhat scared of the dark. 

There’s wild animals and predatory strangers and shit out there. You’re gonna put your fucking CHILD in that situation and FAIL to be their guardian at one of the most important times of day just because they made it home late? Kids make fucking mistakes, and if you aren’t prepared for that, you shouldn’t even have pets. You’re not a caretaker, you’re a lazy abusive perfectionist snot. I’d kick your ass if you were my neighbor and I saw you pulling this shit! No joke!

My roommate talks all the time about how if her kids mess around she’d smack them around, but she and a LOT of other people do not understand that punishments like those are abuse. They fuck your kid up for life.

If you leave a kid out in the cold they’re more likely to get into more trouble/danger to keep warm anyway. Who’s gonna take your kid into their home? Do you even give a shit what happens to them? No because you wanted to play god and get back at someone who is still developing. Be a fucking adult.

Your kid is not  a robot. It’s so shitty these parents have done this kind of stuff before and have NOT given the kid a blanket. 

Neglect is the chronic inattention or omission on the part of the care giver to provide for the basic emotional and/or physical needs of the child, including food, clothing, nutrition, adequate supervision, health, hygiene, safety, medical and psychological care and education. Emotionally neglected children do not receive the necessary psychological nurturance to foster their own growth and development. The consequences of neglect can be very serious, particularly for young children. The child who does not receive adequate emotional, cognitive and physical stimulation, physical care and nutrition may experience lags in development. These lags in development may be irreversible.

SOME FORMS OF ABUSE & NEGLECT:

*Rejection, ignorance and isolation

*A lack of shelter

*Emotional neglect or lack of supervision

*Deliberate locking children out of the house

So if you think pulling this childish bullshit is ok, I will break into your house and steal whatever funds it takes to care for your child. I’ll fight you in the morning because you’re a garbage human being.

Stop teaching your damn kid they’re worthless. YOU made them.

 Stop being your child’s enemy, start being their actual fucking caretaker.

[siawrites]

Just so y’all know… in the state of Texas, this is grounds for me to call CPS on your ass.  

And I will, too.

[h0lyshitttt]

Oh my god everyone on this website is so fucking annoying. Yeah, I dealt with ridiculous shit like this when I was living with my parents, but that’s not fucking abuse. That’s discipline; arguably too much of it; but not abuse. Saying shit like this is abuse is disrespectful to people who actually are fucking abused.

[thecoyotemoon]

You know, I was this kid once. Once. I stepped all over my parents and their rules, did what I wanted when I wanted, and thought that their love for me would rule above all. The day I came home and found the doors locked and a note like this posted on the door (without a blanket), I realized that shit had hit the fan. Living in the desert does not make situations like this fun in any way. Where we lived, you had many rattlesnakes, scorpions, spiders, centipedes, and a good number of predators to watch out for.

I spent the night in a wash, cold, no light, and no one to ask for help. I woke up with the sun and booked my ass home, met my father outside in his garage, and apologized profusely. I fucking swallowed my pride, accepted the fact that I had fucked up their trust, and dealt with the consequences. I didn't do it again, because I did something that no one else ever fucking does - I learned from my mistakes. We live in a society where we nurture our mistakes, pride ourselves in them, and hold them tight to ourselves because we are too fucking proud to admit when we are wrong.

Discipline is not abuse. If you think it is, you are the reason our younger generations are doomed.

[thecoyotemoon]

"You're a Satanist? You horrible person!" "How do you figure?" "Because, you sacrifice animals!" "Right, I'm just stockpiling the 18 snakes, 1 geckos, 1 lizard, 12 scorpions, 3 spiders, 2 turtles, 2 tortoises, the bird, AND my three cats just in case I can't find any to sacrifice at the next monthly Bloodbath and Beyond meeting..."

[thecoyotemoon]

You'd think that, being poly, the whole image the world has of me would be true: swimming in a sea of women, sexual debauchery, and overall hedonism. That would be true if anyone else was of the same mind, haha. Instead, it is flirting, then opening up, then educating, then attempting to find the next one to try talking to.

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[thecoyotemoon]

This

[whystine]

[5aitan]

[5aitan]

[5aitan]

[thecoyotemoon]

Gotta love a Viking beard

[thecoyotemoon]

Black metal, blasphemy, and bowties