Keep scrolling, luv

indie/capricorn/20 || man idk anymore. just know that it's gay

[kosmogrl]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[lesbian-shakespeare]

Why does the Women's Hockey Team, the stronger and cooler US Olympic Hockey Team, simply not eat the men's team?

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[crimzonstudioz]

How.....how did she find out

The reference to this comic for anyone who hasn't watched Queendom

Watch Queendom

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[snoutfairjollux-blog]

[glgifs]

When with you, everything starts making sense.

[nondelphic]

writing advice that changed my life:

you can always delete it later

the reality that destroyed me:

i never delete it later. i build a cathedral of nonsense around it instead.

[solitairians]

sunnydale dashboard simulator

☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow hey I think I just saw a giant lizard thing take a bite out of a guy's head. what's up with that

🏹theslayer Follow don't worry about it kitten

☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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🫶breakingdawn not to be insensitive but some of the people who come to my sister (the slayer) for help are so funny. "you need to stop her I saw her at the demon cult ritual!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the demon cult ritual 👀

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🌌blinking182times I moved to sunnydale for college and tbh I still really don't get why everyone is soooo into LARPing here... no matter where you go you constantly hear people talking about vampires n shit and if you refuse to go along with it they look at you like YOURE the crazy one 😭

🐈‍⬛annericeroutine Follow op i hate to break it to you but we're not larping the vampires and demons are very much real

🌌blinking182times sure whatever man

#this is what I'm talking about like??? 💀💀💀

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🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament

ROUND 7 - Lei-ach vs Ethros

Lei-ach

Ethros

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

🍄mschanandlerbong Follow Please delete this blog. This entire tournament is so offensive, many of us have lost loved ones to demon attacks, including my sister who died in at the hands of a Lei-ach. I know you're just joking around but please don't try to "fuck" a demon. You can't. THEY WILL KILL YOU.

🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament okay well rip to your sister but i'm different

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🦇armandapologist Follow human blood tastes so good when you don't have a slayer in your ear bitching about how drinking it is evil

🏹theslayer Follow 🙄

🦇armandapologist Follow

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💸imanya-andimnotademon2001 woahhh me and giles just got jumped by a bunch of vampires. I got away but they're beating his ass rn :(

#anya talks #his legs are old and because of that he can't run very fast #sad!! :(

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🪽angelinvestigationsofficial

No one's. I'm celibate. Who told you this

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💫pulpfanfiction Follow the british guy showing me some magic book: it's funny, I was a teenager when this book was published... but looking at it you'd think it's ancient! haha...

me: I think I hauve been cursed

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🔮willow Follow hi sunnydale citizens, i'm really glad everyone is showing their pride but please remove any banners saying "everyone is welcome" from your house, vampires WILL be able to come in!

☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow sounds to me like you're just homophobic... keep them up everyone.

🔮willow Follow i'm literally gay?

☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow notice how she's not denying it. SHAME ON YOU

[catasters]

[salylockheart]

🐺🐦‍⬛🖐️

[abr-235]

salylockheart

[heart-eyes-motheracker]

"She's fighting her demons" and it's a newly awakened lesbianism

[witchsamlizzie]

Huntrix x Megan Thee Stallion Art

Credit : creator_ping

[byjove]

There is nothing more rage inducing for me than receiving a text message when I’m overstimulated. Feeling my phone vibrate when I’m barely clinging on and internally I’m like “I HATE PHONES. I HATE THEM. AGHHHHH WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING FROM ME, EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT- Oh, my mommy is asking me what kind of aftershave I want for my birthday.”