A Certified Disaster™

~~ Hi there! I'm Crayon ~ She/Her ~ Transgender ~ Polyamorous Lesbian ~ Gamer ~ Nerd ~ 30yr old with a 90 yr old body ~ Feel free to talk to me or whatever! ~~

[sanguine-raven]

pspspsps you should send me asks pspspsps

[screenshotsofdespair]

[les-fleur]

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

[chupachups]

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[only-tiktoks]

[naamahdarling]

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

[galapaqos]

[teethovgod-deactivated20250812]

Mutuals I’d like to go to the renaissance faire with

[apjvff]

this is a virus post. it is installing a virus in u computer right now!!! click the heart to stop it immediately

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[enki2]

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[anonpolls]

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[vampireghoul]

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[depsidase]

[thecrayongal]

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY A JOB APPLICATION FOR A REMOTE IT JOB IS ASKING FOR MY BLOOD TYPE AND DAD'S NAME?!?!