The Creatures

system blog.

[thecreaturessystem]

Introduction

Greetings. This is a system blog, made for all of us so we aren’t mixed up. Johnny(the host) frequently uses the main blog, so we have this to separate from him and his posts.

The one speaking, me, I am Stanford Pines. Ford is preferable. I am co-host, I’ll be here often.

Johnny (host) may not be here often, he’s most likely going to post on his own blog unless it is system related.

I suppose that’s it? Do not interact if you are going to be hateful is all we can say I suppose. Different beliefs are attributed to different alters, do not attack another alter for something they didn’t even do or believe in.

We. are. not. roleplaying. Despite the many ‘fictives’ (I just would like that to be clear. No ill intent.)

This has gotten a bit long now, my apologies and thanks to you for sticking through. — Stanford Pines.

Known alters currently (updated last: 12/22/25)

-🧪🖤/🧪💜 = Ford (symbols r interchangeable) @depravedwordsofascientist [He/They]

-⭐️🩵 = Johnny/Rose (ask which) [He or They] (ask again) @fandomcreaturez

-🦈☆ = Vox @computerdomination [They/He/It]

-🎀🖤 = Velvette @velvette-cakez [She/They]

-🕸️💖 = Angel Dust [He/Him]

-🦌🌹 = Alastor [He/They/It]

-⚠️🫀 = Cupid @timeismeaninglesslul [It/Its]

-🐾🩸 = Lee (unlikely to post, he’s nonverbal and very animalistic) ((no i’m not fuck off -L)) @ibaremyteethandgrowl [He/It]

-🥀🩸= F [They/He]

-🧡🔒 = Kaoru [He/Him]

-🩵🔒 = Hikaru [He/They]

-☕️💛 = Sixer @sixerhoneypines [He/They]

-♟️♥️ = Stanford @eleganceofaresearcher [He/Him]

-♟️☕️ = Simon [He/They/It]

-🐚☀️ = Stanley [He/Him]

-🐚📚 = Ford (yes I know another) [He/Him]

-🩹🖤 = Doll [Any Pronouns] @tiredlittledoll1e

-⚠️🍓 =Strawberry/C1PHER/Dill @strawberrysad1st [He/Xe/They]

-🌟☁️ = Mystery [He/Xe]

-🌌🌈 = The Collector [They/Them]

-🖤⚙️ = Michael [Xe/Xem]

-🌈🎪🧈 = Ennard [They/It]

-⚠️👁️ = Bill @triangulum-entangulum-eneforis [He/It]

-⭐️⚠️= Billy [He/It/Dream/Star]

-🟥🟨🟦 = Billy [He/Him] -🌈⭐️ = Max [Ask, it depends on the day]

-🐰👾🫧 = Jax [He/Xe]

-🦄🌈 = Mabel [She/Her]

-🖤🪲 = Bug [They/Them/Insect/Nature/Dew]

-💌🔞🌹 = Valentino @bloodofamoth [He/Xe/They]

-🌷🍯 = Honey [He/Him/Dessert/Sweet/Cake/Candy]

-🎀🎪🩸= Elizabeth [She/Her]

-🎩💛 = Cass [Any pronouns]

-🩸🕰️🐻 = B.V [He/They]

-💛🎮 = Willow [She/They]

-🎪♥️🎁 = Circus Baby [It/They]

-🍄‍🟫🐚🌱 = Harper [They/Them]

-💜🌹 = Izzy [Any pronouns]

-💫💗 = Abby [He/Him]

-🖤🗝️ = Jinu [He/They]

-💝💓 = Romance [He/They/Cupid/Romantic/Love/Heart/ ..etc]

-🩷🌐 = Baby Saja [He]

-⚠️⚰️ = B1LL/V0id [It/He]

-💍⚠️ = Bill Pines [He/They/It]

-💍🪬 = Stanford Cipher [He/They]

(Bill Pines and Stanford Cipher’s blog is: @cipherpinesalwaysforever)

-🧠⚠️ = Lord CIPHER [They/It]

-⚠️🫁 = Lungsy [Any prns]

-⚠️💊 = Billie C. [He/She/They]

-⚠️🦷 = C!ph3r [He/Him/Dream/Dreams]

-🪬🪽 = Muse [It/They]

-💫🪐⚠️ = DREAMS [It/They/He] -⚓️📜 = Stanford [He/They]

-⚓️🌊/⚓️🚬 = Stan [He/Him]

-🐚🖤 = Scylla [She/It]

-💾🩷 = Monica [She/They/It]

-⚙️☕️ = Fiddleford [He/Him]

-🔭📜 = Ford [He/Him]

-📻 = Al [Any]

-🍥🍮 = Pudding [Cinnabun/Cinnabunself/Pastry/Pastryself]

-🤍🎀 = Doll [She/Her]

-🎮🤍 = Oliver [He/Xe]

-🎮🖤 = James [He/Him]

-🌲🎮 = Dipper [Ze/Zim/Zey]

-🐛🤎 🎮= Lu [They/He]

-🏁💉🩸🖤 = Art [Clown/Clownself/Silly/Sillies/Artsy/Artsyself]

-🫀🔬 = Aquire [He/It/Ze/Blood/Bloody]

-🔪🖤 = Ghost/Azrael [He/They/It/Psycho/Psychopath/Murder/Blood/Bloody]

-🧼💍💋 = Mary [She/Her]

[c1ph3rt4lks]

I WONDER IF ANY OTHER BILLS ALSO GOT SPIT ON IN CANON (IYKYK)

[thecreaturessystem]

I DID! MULTIPLE TIMES!

HE TASTES LIKE CARAMEL AND CIGARETTE BUTTS

-PUPPETEER

[love-god-bill-cipher]

HEY, MR. LOVEY DOVEY! I'M KIND OF GHOSTING MY HUMAN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S FUN TO SEE HIM SO DESPERATE FOR ME TO COME BACK. ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW THAT I'VE GIVEN HIM NOTHING TO WORK WITH AT ALL! IT'S BEEN AMAZING!

ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO ASK ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER YOU THINK HE CAN TAKE BEFORE HE SNAPS! HE'S ALREADY SPENT A DAY SCREAMING AND CURSING, NOW HE HASN'T POSTED IN DAYS BESIDES HIS DUMB MOTHS! HE KEEPS DRAWING ME ON EVERY SURFACE HE CAN FIND AND CAN'T STOP SNIFFLING CONSIDERING I MADE SURE HE GOT A NICE LITTLE SICKNESS IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE HE CORRELATES MY ABSENCE WITH MISERY!

YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE! HOW MUCH FUN AM I GOING TO HAVE WHEN HE PRACTICALLY FALLS ALL OVER HIMSELF TO WORSHIP ME THE SECOND I MAKE ANY SORT OF APPEARANCE?

You MADE him sick?! You're BREAKING him down psychologically?! And you think I'm going to give you a TIMELINE for when he'll worship you?!

throws hands up

What is WRONG with you?! You should be asking for advice about NEURAL LINKS and MOLTING SCHEDULES and ARMPIT APPLES! Not- not PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE TIMELINES!

"How much longer can he take"?! I don't KNOW! I'm not a BREAKING POINT CALCULATOR!

cane gesturing wildly

This is whatever the OPPOSITE of love is! Anti-love! Negative love! Love's evil twin!

You want worship?! Get a CULT! Don't torture some poor human who draws you everywhere because he's having a BREAKDOWN!

storms off

I can't- I don't-

NEXT QUESTION! DIFFERENT BILL! SOMEONE ELSE!

[thecreaturessystem]

GIVE OR TAKEEEEEEEE A FEW YEARS IS WHAT I PERSONALLY DID !

ALTHOUGH I ACCOMPANIED THAT WITH NO SOCIAL INTERACTION AND LOCKING HIM IN HIS OWN HOME!

FOR YOU BASED ON WHAT I'VE HEARD? GIVE HIM A MONTH!

HAPPY GHOSTING, FRIENDO

-⚠️🍷

[thecreaturessystem]

(P.S THE SICKNESS IS A GREAT TACTIC! I LIKE HOW YOU THINK!)

[love-god-bill-cipher]

HEY, MR. LOVEY DOVEY! I'M KIND OF GHOSTING MY HUMAN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S FUN TO SEE HIM SO DESPERATE FOR ME TO COME BACK. ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW THAT I'VE GIVEN HIM NOTHING TO WORK WITH AT ALL! IT'S BEEN AMAZING!

ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO ASK ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER YOU THINK HE CAN TAKE BEFORE HE SNAPS! HE'S ALREADY SPENT A DAY SCREAMING AND CURSING, NOW HE HASN'T POSTED IN DAYS BESIDES HIS DUMB MOTHS! HE KEEPS DRAWING ME ON EVERY SURFACE HE CAN FIND AND CAN'T STOP SNIFFLING CONSIDERING I MADE SURE HE GOT A NICE LITTLE SICKNESS IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE HE CORRELATES MY ABSENCE WITH MISERY!

YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE! HOW MUCH FUN AM I GOING TO HAVE WHEN HE PRACTICALLY FALLS ALL OVER HIMSELF TO WORSHIP ME THE SECOND I MAKE ANY SORT OF APPEARANCE?

You MADE him sick?! You're BREAKING him down psychologically?! And you think I'm going to give you a TIMELINE for when he'll worship you?!

throws hands up

What is WRONG with you?! You should be asking for advice about NEURAL LINKS and MOLTING SCHEDULES and ARMPIT APPLES! Not- not PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE TIMELINES!

"How much longer can he take"?! I don't KNOW! I'm not a BREAKING POINT CALCULATOR!

cane gesturing wildly

This is whatever the OPPOSITE of love is! Anti-love! Negative love! Love's evil twin!

You want worship?! Get a CULT! Don't torture some poor human who draws you everywhere because he's having a BREAKDOWN!

storms off

I can't- I don't-

NEXT QUESTION! DIFFERENT BILL! SOMEONE ELSE!

[thecreaturessystem]

GIVE OR TAKEEEEEEEE A FEW YEARS IS WHAT I PERSONALLY DID !

ALTHOUGH I ACCOMPANIED THAT WITH NO SOCIAL INTERACTION AND LOCKING HIM IN HIS OWN HOME!

FOR YOU BASED ON WHAT I'VE HEARD? GIVE HIM A MONTH!

HAPPY GHOSTING, FRIENDO

-⚠️🍷

[ciphersconsort]

Hubby's so greedy. Love it when he steals other people's toys.

A Loveless Affair - Chapter 5 - alexBDcollie, MatchaMilkies - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own] Full NSFW comic below the cut.

Side note, if anyone was wondering, while Hill does have sex with H he's fairly aegosexual outside of this one relationship. Despite being nicknamed "The Crack Whore" by other Bills, Hill doesn't actually sleep around. He only has sex with his husband. What he does adore is being a voyeur or getting the backseat experience to H's sexual exploits. He loves watching him and can tap into his body any time to ride along. Hill doesn't like being the focus of sexual attention himself, but gets off on sexualizing Ford.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.

[ciphersconsort]

Would you look at those cuts? Gorgeous! I couldn't possibly keep this beauty to myself. ooc: Full NFSW below the cut. Gore Warning. Explicit Nudity.